Gaby Marquez

Hey Juan Pablo it's my birthday too. Lets make our birthday wishes of love come true #TheBachelorette

Dragon Eggs > Easter Eggs #GoT

If you were to watch all of the SAW movies, it would take you 666 minutes.

What do you call balding Ghetto, warren g

Clean Slate is a charity in the U.S. that offers discounted tattoo removal for former gang members.

If you had 1 billion dollars and spent $1,000 a day, it would take you 2,749 years to spend it all.

When you see gnats swarming around at one point in the air, they are actually having a big orgy.

Your outlook on life and what you choose to do with it accounts for 40% of your happiness - This includes friendships and work.

There are enough restaurants in New York City for one person to eat out every night for 54 years and never visit the same place twice.

There is a book titled “Everything Men Know About Women” - It is filled with about 100 blank pages.

Also, maybe I hate too many things. Maybe I'm just a grumpy person. I like to think I'm right though.

Lebron James makes about $7,700 per shot during each basketball game.

@KingJames If you haven't seen this video yet you need to right this second. You won't regret it. youtube.com/watch?v=qmMbm7…

@DrewTimus hahaha ill have the special halfway report

@DrewTimus you should just have your own Grammys (or any award show) commentary special.

So I'll be buying the new Justin Timberlake CD as soon as I can. You will too. Don't lie to yourself.

JT and Jay on that grown man sh**!

“@DrewTimus: Just woke up to hear the word "blizzard" over and over. Now I'd quite like Dairy Queen.” YOU HAVE NO IDEA

“@DrewTimus: @SeenaSnakes Shut up” AGREED

I really want to hate Suit & Tie, but I can't.