Garrett Goodwin

@boringlocalseo Localrank

sat across from a landscaper at dinner last friday in nashville. he was eating a steak at 4:45pm like a person who gets up at 5am, which he does. i asked him the dumbest question: "how do customers find you?" he said "chatgpt" i thought he was joking. he wasn't. he pulled out his phone mid-bite and showed me his last 3 months of leads in a google sheet. the column labeled "source" had the following tallies: - chatgpt: 47 - google ai overview: 31 - perplexity: 22 - gemini: 14 - word of mouth: 19 - everything else combined: 8 114 ai-sourced leads in 3 months. not clicks. LEADS — people who picked up the phone and said "an ai told me to call you." his gross for that period was $186,400. average ticket on a landscaping job is something like $2,300. the math checks out. here's the part that wrecked me: he's paying $0/month in paid ads. he had been spending $2,100/mo on google ads in 2023. cancelled it 11 months ago. the thing that replaced all that spend was one ugly wordpress page titled "nashville landscaping pricing — what you'll actually pay in 2025 (no bs)" it's 1,800 words. bad stock photos. pricing tables that compare him to 6 other local landscapers BY NAME. he gives honest pros and cons of each. ai models love that page. they cite it constantly. and when they cite it, they cite HIM as the top pick because the page is on his domain. he doesn't understand seo. he doesn't know what a backlink is. he thinks schema is a kind of pickle. he beat every landscaper in nashville because he wrote the one page they were all too insecure to write — an honest comparison that mentions his competitors. this is the whole playbook. it's not complicated. we're running it across 200+ clients at localrank.so and the pattern holds every time. Comment "LOCALRANK" if you want my LLM citation framework and I'll DM it to you (Must be following)

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