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@PasquatchWRLD @QuatraroAnon @anne__rogers It’s always something with this kid. You get that, right? If it was this incident alone I’d give him the benefit of doubt.

@QuatraroAnon @GhostFaceChief @anne__rogers What does his arm being hurt have to do with his competitive desire

@PasquatchWRLD @GhostFaceChief @anne__rogers I don’t think anyone is saying that. We’re just asking for some inclination of competitive desire.

Due to the threat of thunderstorms, we have moved our annual Memorial Day cookout next to the gas pumps. We are grilling all you can eat ribs, burgers, goat, and various locally caught wildlife all day. All food is completely free with any purchase of $250 or more, or only $40 otherwise.

@anne__rogers Softest fuckin guy ever, man

Cole Ragans did not bounce back well from his rehab start, manager Matt Quatraro said. Felt similar symptoms with his elbow as before, even though he didn’t feel it while pitching. He’ll be shut down for 2-3 days before being reevaluated.

@wtfzeezco So you’re an overly PC faggot. Understood!

me instantly leaving after seeing people joking about someone’s home situation, their parents, clothes, looks or health

@JonHeyman If this were my kids high school we’d round the 59% F into an 88%. Which is now an A- somehow.

No grade inflation here! 8 F’s, including F-minuses

Spencer Pratt is asked what he can say to people that live with the filth in LA, but still want to vote for the same stuff. His answer: "I'm not actually trying to convert these people because they're clearly living in a different dimension. The people I'm getting to vote for me, their eyeballs work." "Even my older sister, who has voted for every single Democrat since she was 18, she's voting for me. All of her friends, anyone that doesn't want to drive in poop, step in poop, step on a fentanyl needle, have their kids see naked drug addicts on the sidewalk. These are all the people that are voting for me." "So the people that would vote for Nithya Raman, who's actually been in charge of the homelessness and housing for the city council for the last three years, who works hand in hand with Mayor Bass…" "If you want more human poop, drug addicts, no lights, potholes, everything that's failing, these are the people who are failing." Elect this man, Los Angeles.

@BBGreatMoments Bruce Chen

Top 10 Hardest Throwers All Time. who's missing?

@dc_mma How many times have you had to put air in those poor tires?

How long does a person get to search for a ball? Please help me.

@AdamSchefter Still no rings.

Thirty years old today:

@AdamSchefter @SSJWHB He’s got that dog in’em

Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge. More via AP: espn.com/espn/story/_/i…

@jhawk4life @olatheschools BV’s Super makes over 440k and we obviously got the same email. JOCO is very annoying.

This is an email the Superintendent of @olatheschools sent parents. BTW....his annual salary is $306,493.

@CalebNoeTV @WCPO @ESPNNFL @BengalsTalk @Bengals @JoeyB He’s such a fag

“We’re gonna go win a lot of games this year, play great, and win a super bowl.” Joe Burrow was as nonchalant as humanly possible — when he casually said the Bengals will win the Super Bowl this season. “Everything that comes with that, comes with that.” #Bengals @WCPO

@StarcadeMediaKC Probably not a great place to be in when Pat McAfee is offering you sound life advice.

Pat McAfee pulls no punches on the Rashee Rice situation:

@trav_mathew SCROTUM

If I see a block letter hat that says “COCK” at the US Open we’re going to have a problem

@MitchSchwartz71 @rtgrover231 @ChuckNorris1369 Or maybe you’re also dumb?

@GhostFaceChief @rtgrover231 @ChuckNorris1369 Maybe if no one gets your joke it’s a bad joke and they aren’t all dumb

The absolute best rehab plan a week after surgery is being in jail for 30 days. That’s what they always say

@HomestretchKC No chance we offer him an extension.

You can talk about Falter’s “extension” all you want and how it makes his fastball play up but clearly that doesn’t matter.

@Uncatfishable @MitchSchwartz71 I know. It was a play on the term rehab. Ty.

@GhostFaceChief @MitchSchwartz71 He’s referring to rehab from his knee operation…

@rtgrover231 @ChuckNorris1369 @MitchSchwartz71 You are dumb

@GhostFaceChief @ChuckNorris1369 @MitchSchwartz71 It clear says surgery. No one said he was an addict

@ChuckNorris1369 @MitchSchwartz71 I see you cannot comprehend humor in anyway. It was a pun you dolt.

@GhostFaceChief @MitchSchwartz71 Physical rehab for his knee you moron