𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊

-What he said

@BridgetPhetasy @JustinWhang (He was the beanbag)

Am I having a stroke

Has anyone got a link to footage of guardsmen or marines firing off las weaponry? I need it for a video. -Many thanks in advance, brothers 👐

@YellowFlashGuy Im going to leave it a bit until they get some stuff patched in. There’s talk about a Switch 2 port too, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

How is everyone feeling about Crimson Desert? I’m picking it up tomorrow when I get back home, or should I not? How are we feeling about it?

@CheckCanopy God damn, you went for Rogue?? I’d have pussed out and gone BM Hunter!

It’s hard to believe it’s already been 100 days since I received my Neuralink N1 implant. Looking back, the whole journey feels like science fiction that somehow became my everyday reality. The surgery on Day 0 was surprisingly easy. A quick general anaesthetic, a small incision, and the robotic system did the rest — precisely placing the 1,024 ultra-thin threads into my motor cortex. I woke up alert and in good spirits and went home the next afternoon. By Day 3 I was feeling a lot better, and by Day 7 the little scar was already starting to fade. Recovery was genuinely minimal; I felt sharper and more positive than I had been in years after the BCI was turned on. The real fun started in Week 2 when we paired the implant with my brand-new Apple MacBook (my very first Mac). The @neuralink engineers walked me through calibration sessions, and within a couple of minutes I was moving the cursor just by thinking. At first it felt like trying to remember a dream, but by Week 3 it was second nature. Scrolling, clicking, typing — all mind-controlled. The Mac integration was buttery smooth; I went from total Mac newbie to power-user faster than I ever expected. By Day 80 I was ready for the big leagues. That’s when I fired up @Warcraft of Warcraft for the first time with pure thought control. The first raid felt clunky, but once my brain and the BCI synced, it was pure magic. I’m now raiding, and exploring Azeroth hands-free at full speed — no mouse, no keyboard, just intention. It’s honestly brilliant. The freedom is addictive. The social-media side has been just as surprising. Every update I’ve shared has been met with genuine excitement rather than scepticism. Thousands of messages from people with disabilities, gamers, students, and scientists — all asking real questions about the tech and what it could mean for the future. The positivity has been overwhelming and incredibly motivating. 100 days in and I already can’t imagine life without it. The N1 didn’t just give me a new way to use a computer — it gave me a new way to live. Can’t wait to see what the next 100 days bring. Thank you all so much for your support and I will keep you all updated as we continue this journey together.

@iamseriabella @OliLondonTV @ChappellRoan Oh wow. That was… not an apology. -And I say this as someone who lives with an 11 year old, knows no peace and has yet to set security on him.

@OliLondonTV @ChappellRoan dirty deleted this half-assed apology but the internet never forgets what she’s done. No 11-year-old girl, who was excited to see Roan, deserves to be treated so bad by a grown woman.

Rio De Janeiro Mayor BANS ‘queer’ singer Chappelle Roan from performing at music festival after the singer made a young fan cry. The cities Mayor has said the singer “will never perform at Todo Mundo no Rio” after she and her security team made the daughter of footballer Jorginho cry. “I doubt that Shakira would do that! By the way.” Roan and her security team were accused by the footballer of leaving his 11 year old daughter “extremely shaken” and in “tears” after she walked past the singers table and smiled at her. The singer then got her security team to reprimand the girl and her mother in an “extremely aggressive manner.”

@dosegenderos If you’re ever in Texas we will do some karaoke at the gun range

@EyeRChris @45_someguy @LitterboxComics

@GhostHause @45_someguy @LitterboxComics The most expensive licensed boombox

I've seen so many of these "men with expensive Transformers toys" videos and every time they are an absolute delight and I watch the whole thing with a big smile on my face

@dsonoiki I’ve always wanted to try Franklin’s BBQ, but I can’t square it with myself pissing away 3 hours waiting in line.

why do people judge so harshly those who wait in line to purchase food I would never do it myself, but surely they can’t ALL be losers

@bionic_ooze @AlfredAlfer77 Hahaha I was just thinking the same thing

@AlfredAlfer77 I think that's flesh simulator

The Jews blew up 100 civilians in order to eliminate Dr. Ali Larijani, a Kantian philosopher scholar who in his youth could have passed for a Scots-Irish PBR-drinking hipster living in the Fishtown neighborhood of Philadelphia circa 2011.

@Green_Friar Sequels? Brother, there were no sequels. -Not in *this* movie theatre.

Rewatching Pacific Rim. It's still fun. Makes no sense logically, but live action giant mech vs Kaiju scratches that itch. Too bad the sequel shit the bed so hard.

@45_someguy @EyeRChris @LitterboxComics $1500...

@EyeRChris @GhostHause @LitterboxComics He exists and he’s a working speaker, but he doesn’t have any compatible cassettes yet

@bionic_ooze Ask Laura Loomer where she got hers done

@GhostHause I need a dan peacock filter for irl

Just incredible tech, I'm *glad* graphics cards cost car money now.

@WomanDefiner He’s going to feel the pinch when it’s time to recharge the dog’s collar.

Lol, Communist thinking people are dumb enough to buy lies like this is a projection.

@GundamIsHere @MrAndyNgo Can one plead tax exempt by reason of insanity? -There have been streams that would bolster your claim…👻

@MrAndyNgo This mother fucker kills people and walks free. If I'm late on my taxes, they want to put me under the prison!?

A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com

@Stalltt Holy shit, I owe you an apology, Crimson Desert, I was not familiar with your game.

"crimson desert is mid, you're still playing that slop?" shut up, man. look at his little barrel

@TheMobRules73 @DrewPavlou Like Rage, without the riffs. Dog. Shit.

@DrewPavlou ok, set aside their stupid politics, and antisemetic comments and behaviours.....their music is just utter shite..

So grim that Kneecap were able to host a concert in Havana while the Cuban dictatorship rations power and denies electricity to its own people

@dosegenderos Admirable restraint from Mrs. Genderos

Put on Yankee game. My mom : "Stanton's butt got bigger". Me : "You always check out the player's butts?" Mom : "Not all them".

@eurofounder @vonderleyen I believe it was a stray cloud of unregulated climate racism.

@vonderleyen It was long time ago, can you remind us who attacked Brussels?

10 years since Brussels was attacked in a way it will never forget. Today, we think of the victims and their loved ones who still carry a loss that time cannot heal. Today, as in 2016, we stand united. In solidarity and determined to protect our common values.