GhostofCats

@PeachieBlooms I consider myself dumb But as longer as I am alive I feel pretty smart tbh

Why didn't she just open it from the edges?

@Zoya_ki_batein People will look back at abortion as an bad idea when they cant retire because nobody comes after them.

A Texas woman got an abortion. So Texas police used 83,000 Flock cameras to track her down. 83 THOUSAND!! They aren't using these cameras to track down rapists, pedophiles, or traffickers. They're not using them to find your missing children. They're using them to throw women in jail for making choices about their own bodies, with OUR tax dollars.

@Aiselia_Elita @NMalick09 Its BEAUTIFUL You get love you dont even deserve every day. They wake you up in the morning with cuddles and are so excited when you wake up. Even tho its probably only for food. But nobody else would be excited when you show up most of the time. Cats are so good

@NMalick09 Yea theres always heard someone says "I wish they become lonely and living only with cats" as a mockery, i always wondered is living alone only with cats was THAT bad?

Me everytime Im in public

@Aurora745373 Because you dont want guys that help you. Alot of good men saw how people get cheated on etc. So they dissapear People will say "But not all are like that" But a fuck ton are I just dont want to get hurt. So I choose to be single and die happy.

Bro heard "Why are you still single?" and chose to disappear. 😂🌊😲...

@KyleSeraphin Who the hell cares?!? Everbody should care Women and Men! If you have an accident and must spend a shit ton of money before you retire and you realize no new workforce is coming and you get no pension. But Yeah WHO THE HELL CARES?!?

This is what is wrong with our society. This energy was meant for babies.

@hard_mz10 @KyleSeraphin You probably if you have an accident before you retire and must waste a shit ton of money you saved and then to realize that no new work force is coming so you can have a pension. But Yeah Who the hell cares?!?

@OliLondonTV I think most cars wouldnt even allow it because of there weight restriction they got.

Rapper who sued Lyft for refusing to drive her due to her size shows off her ‘dance rehearsal’ routine. 600lbs ‘Dank Demoss’ previously filed a discrimination lawsuit against Lyft after a driver told her his car tires could not handle her weight.

@VideoGameHstry Thats my teammates and I am proud of them

A man was spotted with an entire gaming PC and his sleeping dog playing Overwatch inside a grocery store

@bigfloppaaaaa1 @emkenobi Cows are fricking scary tho. As an Austrian that often goes over there fields they scare the shit out of me. I know they often do nothing but when they to. Its to late for you.

@emkenobi have you seen the footage of the cop fucking shooting a cow to death

Firefighters will always be superior because unlike police they actually care about saving lives no matter how big or small.

@bluegabs @GoFarTravelNow How do you even box train a cat. Mine came with that feature.

@GoFarTravelNow Starting a marriage or giving someone a living being to care for that they didn't consent to? Pets as gifts are the fucking worst. This guy won't feed this cat once and complain that it's not box trained.

@ketaknax Also wenn ich keine Kohle mehr habe und nur mehr Kleingeld. Mach ich es meistens in den Münzautomat rein und buch es auf mein Konto 😅

ich kann das alles nicht mehr

@cuteonlyvibes Cats

Gun to your head name a reason to live

@MC_frnk In the end it sounds like he says Get yourself a new tractor 😂😂😂

Fan: “Erling, can I have a picture?” Erling Haaland: “Wait… *Covers Manchester United badge* Take the picture now. Take another picture like that” Erling Haaland: “Get yourself a new shirt!” 😂🩵

@MaxBauerIncel69 Bekomm ich auch nen Kuchen hab seit 26 Jahren keinen Sex 🥲

Für Frauen ist 1 Jahr kein Sex einfach was besonderes

@mnchies So what does it say about me?

ur favorite pokemon says a lot about u btw

@DaigoDojimaa @alexgildeatrott Bro why have you the flag of Austria in your name when you from South America 😅 I am Austrian btw ✌️ Grias aus da Steiermork

@alexgildeatrott mas preciso sería "gracia, no vemo" acá en Argentina el 85% se come las S y no hablan bien

To think Messi is saying; ‘gracias, nos vemos’ (thank you see you soon) But pronouncing it like ‘Grac, no vem’ is mad, heavy slang accent on the fella 😂

@elijah_ayanfe That is Wrong Bro the Japan Beast

Guess the football player LEVEL: IMPOSSIBLE

@Tringers__ Now Weed addicts will argue with u that they need it too. Even tho they dont have a disease or pain in there body

Man with Parkinson’s disease tries marijuana for the first time.

@sech28 Leute sagen eher es schmeckt nach Aschenbecher aber Ja Ich find das aber eigentlich ganz gut 😅 Aber ich finde deine Tweets auch gut also weiß ich nicht ob mir mein Hirn da nicht einen Trick spielt 😅

@GhostofKats das was so nach Zigaretten schmeckt?

Was trinkt Messi da eigentlich immer????