Traumatized Ghoul

$1,000 per week for renting human neurons has gotta be a wild price tag. That's not affordable, it's straight up daylight robbery. And it's not even your own brain cells, it's someone else's neural activity. #OrganoidAI #biocomputing #biohacking #remote

"So, you gonna quit your boss's job after you improve your skills and make more money? Can't wait to see you grow more online and manifest it" no, I'll harvest my brain skills, make an organoid, and let the organoid AI handle the trauma and rest for me. make it my emotional damage absorber. I'll give it feedback. This economy is bad. Gotta keep those moolahs. Work smart, not hard. Take the trauma, process it better. That's how you keep your job. The art of the wagecuck. Sun Tzu will approve this. Build systems that help you survive.  And I won't tell her, obviously. She won't know a mini-me is working for her in the background. At least that is my plan. If it doesn't work, no sweat, just switch gears and bolt. But if it does, it shirks. Bail out fast af. #writersofX #writingcommunity

Did you know? 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐦. If you are struggling to do extended fasts (72h+) while maintaining a job. I found a good unconventional hack for you. Get some sugar-free chewing gum. Diet coke alone won't be enough. Because, anytime your boss stresses you out, bite it. Work through your day. I just got myself spearmint and mixed fruit. Will try and see soon. I'm getting ready for Monday now. Bracing myself for mental and emotional damage. #biohacking #teethhealth #Orbit #resilience #HunterXHunter2011

So that's how Makima makes her coffee...

Mood

No electricity bro. These power cuts are brutal. Glad I charged up my phone.

I got this red light therapy device for my mom. Can't wait for her to try it out. Will see how it goes. First biohack implementing in her routine soon. If you don't know what red light therapy is, here's a quick breakdown of its benefits: It speeds up wound healing, reduces inflammation, and also joint and knee pains. It also boosts collagen synthesis, and is good for general health. Going to a clinic to get red light therapy is pretty expensive and we don't have any good ones nearby that offer this treatment. So I got the device myself. DeepSeek helped me find and buy it. #seniorwellness

sorry, I have to continue for the fans and followers:

When she sees the shitpost:

you noticed too late, grasshopper. now this will go out of stock really soon

If you start writing down your thoughts before bedtime, it will give you a moment to reflect on what you are going to do for tomorrow. It will help you declutter your mind, give you restful sleep and also help you appreciate what you currently have in life. #gratitude If you have been struggling with negative thoughts, then this is a small practice you can start doing instantly. Full disclosure: I don't do it though. I just pulled an all-nighter. Huzzah!!! :D (at work. Yes, I work on Sundays). #writersofx #WriteToSurvive #writingcommunity

he's right (this is a 'how to reply organically for engagement tutorial', i'm resharing)

Only God will give you unshakeable confidence. You don't have to prove anything to anyone. He will support you.

When you beat them at what they are good at in their own territory:

Peak villain #GokuBlack

How to be a wagecuck (get paid every month, avoid getting fired) (full tutorial, no BS, verified): 1. switch from freelance to WFH full time. stay chained to 1 income stream. neglect building your personal brand and online presence (start too late). 2. give your boss blackmail material, tell her too much about yourself by accident (not on purpose). have some family problems to take care of (for example: like how I am a reverse parent and caregiver) 3. keep working, don't complain if she increases KPIs, or else she will fire you 4. get fired for 3 hours, beg on phone for your job back, get re-hired again. Repeat this 3 times in 5 years 5. tell your boss she's always right and you're always wrong. if you vent about her online, keep it anonymous. no exposing DMs or names. change a few details for insurance. 6. reject your boss's invite to live with her in another city when she tells you to ditch parents and live rent-free with her. Let her trauma dump on you, esp when she parties and gets drunk. stay virgin. 7. don't lash out or react when she says she has a fiancee for 10 years. go from friendzone to brother-zoned. refuse using her credit/debit card when she gives you card details. be professional. 8. work with her fiancee on 2 projects and don't tell him anything. delete his ChatGPT chats by accident so he loses a 2 lac business deal and gets mad af at you. get your boss to calm him down, forgive you, and move on. this should build a solid work relationship. 9. drink diet coke and fast to process all traumas. take your mom out to eat out good once a month to cope with said trauma. If you have made it this far and read every line seriously, congratulations. I just told you the formula to long-term job security, organically. Now, for next time. If you do decide to quit or get fired, make sure you: a. have 15 lac INR in the bank b. get 2 high-paying degrees c. have a home (buy land + inflatable tents + solar it) d. get a bike and car (for transport) e. access free healthcare f. build your personal brand. Read about the benefits of personal branding online: lnkd.in/gPrUwKbS Make sure you procrastinate on expensive goals to save money. Learn how here: lnkd.in/gehkWPTU (source: me) tags: #skilldevelopment #integrity #corporate #worklifebalance #hiring #remotejobs #employment #humiliation

Mom: Your friend got married. I just saw on Facebook. Me: .... Mom: after 5 breakups. Me: Mom......Don't tell him that. Pretend you didn't see those posts on his feed. I don't have FB and Insta anymore, so idk what he's up to. I'm busy on LinkedIn, haven't connected in 2 years now. Mom: now he's trapped. Cooked. Unless his wife is nice. Me: I mean, he's rich. He worked for it, sacrificed a lot and studied hard to get promoted. Unlike me who dropped out. I'm lucky I am broke. I can dodge, you know. Only gotta take care of u. Mom: yeah, but still. He'll be safe, right? Coz you say you see a lot of stuff online and irl. So, worried slightly. Coz he's your best friend from school yk. Me: worst case scenario. His rinnegan will activate. Mom: ._.

ignore this if your portfolio is a 10 crore corpus and you are retired. continue reading.

You are procrastinating reading this. Get back to work.