Errol gibbs

How to reduce an entire audience to jelly in less than 6 seconds. #LaurelAndHardy vine.co/v/eW0QX1J0HxZ

Thierry Henry praises Sunderland fans after special derby day win over Newcastle #safc chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

DERBY-DAY JOY: Defoe's cracker secures a fifth straight derby win! #hawaythelads

1-0 Five in a row. FTM.

This is what a Mountain Gorilla looks like right before punching a photographer.

Just seen a wild rhinoceros in Morrison's car park.

Just seen an alligator in the River Trent. It gave me a knowing wink...

Just seen a whale in the Grantham canal.

@mimimuy another sad old tweet from another sad old twit.

Raquel Welch Wigs on Ideal World channel. More entertaining than ITV's World Cup pre match drivel.

I've endured humiliations over the years as a Sunderland fan but after tonight I'll never have to take stick from a Brazil supporter

Offer me a herbal tea and I will let out a fart so dense and unhappy that your face will bend in on itself and become a butter dish

Just got back from Glastonbury. Had a veggie sausage and watched Aswad. Ace.

Something happens every day in Sherwood Mr Ford & Mr Gibbs are just about to take the stage at Dowlings Irish Bar

You all singing, all dancing, dumb, legless ponce.

No minute's silence. No black armbands. No 56 empty seats. Premier League clubs shamefully ignored this anniversary

Well done Mr Poyet! #safcsomehowstayedup.

Ok ladies and gentlemen get your special edition Liverpool scarves. Recommended retail price,£9.99, but to you, 50p

@LukeHaines_News Why did you throw the Jack of Hearts away?

Daughter's homework answer. Q What N is the opposite of positive? A Not positive.