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@Acyn Somebody shaved Dan bongino’s eyebrows at a sleepover in middle school school and he’s been having an Uncle Oscar from Arrested Development “why won’t it grow back?” moment since

Bongino: There are only two groups of people are who are Democrats: Super rich Karens… really poor folks who have been given money by the Democrats, taking money from the super rich to pay them off.

@GraceSpelman Freaks and Geeks reboot because Samm Levine doesn’t get the credit he’s due

Zach Braff was put on this earth to play JD and introduce me to Frou Frou in middle school. he really shouldn’t be doing anything else

Not surprised about this. But now i do feel emboldened to say: the Scrubs reboot….really makes me laugh. Keep in mind I looooved Scrubs when i was younger, but my friends & I threw on the reboot pilot as a joke ready to cringe & clown on ZB, but then we binged all 7 episodes

@Acyn Our special ally? How the fuck do you figure?

Fetterman: How is that possible that 8 out of 10 view Israel in a negative thing as Democrats?

The existence of punk, post punk and steampunk implies that if there’s ever an apocalypse and post apocalypse, we may be in store for a steamapocalypse and that’s a pretty easy pass for me, even if pop apocalypse and 6th wave ska are just on the horizon.

Dirty Harry Styles P Funk Flex

Dirty Harry Styles P Funk Flex

I feel like Paul Thomas Anderson would be a good president.

Hope when I’m president I never have to pull any major military operation, but operations “lets go girls” and “water on the knee” are topping the names list right now.

First time I’ve rooted against thoughts and prayers

@GraceSpelman This sounds like a trap

what was that guy laughing about at the beginning of feel good inc

@TheRochaSays Was the dog named “Randy”? Is this news to you?

Fun fact. Dennis Quaid is a disrespectful prick. I was repped at WME for VO a long time ago. And one day Quaid walked in to audition with his dog. He jumped the line (not every celebrity did that), handed his dog to an agent's assistant and went into the booth. Just before he walked out of the booth, his dog took a massive piss on the ground. A few of us watched it happen. Before the assistant could react, Quaid walked out, saw the puddle of piss on the carpet from his dog, shrugged, smirked, grabbed his dog and walked out without saying a goddamn word or offering an apology. THAT is not a person who should be preaching to anyone about "common sense". He's just another arrogant, out of touch, privileged, elitist, spoiled, right wing, Hollywood elite. Fuck him.

This mf still playing method Haldeman

Covid had us thinking this dude was our only hope against Sméagol

@nicenamebozo @gldivittorio @TheMaineWonk This was premeditated.

@gldivittorio @TheMaineWonk Murder is premeditated

LEFT: IT’S MURDER. RIGHT: IT’S DOMESTIC TERRORISM. REALITY: Two human beings panicked in a high pressure situation where so many things could have and should have gone differently.

The Superbad cops are better at their job than ICE

@SenFettermanPA This is NOT something you needed to weigh in on right now. Do you understand your job?

I believe Greenland has massive strategic benefits for the United States. I do not support taking it by force. America is not a bully. Ideally, we purchase it—similar to our purchases of Alaska or the Louisiana Purchase. Acquiring Greenland is a many decades old conversation.

Remember before Twitter when the world lost their shit because SNL may have let a fake Puffy lip synch the song from Godzilla?

@culture_coffin It’s the old man’s version of The Hotelier’s Goodness pt 2 at 2:02

i don’t think i’ve ever realized before tonight how late into “In The Air Tonight” that drum fill comes in

@ThatEricAlper The Hold Steady. Big Country

Which bands have sung their band name in one of their songs?

.@Cobratate got the biggest ears in the universe but can’t hear, got no chin at all but somehow keeps getting his jaw knocked to oblivion.