Brandon Milner

@WorkElizab International HOUSE Of Pancakes. I.H.O.P.

I don't even know

@EmilySm43 I can name two: Golf and Swimming. I could probably add Wrestling but there IS my inherent laziness to consider.

A Sport with no running ? Mm difficult 😞

@MattPinner_ Nut shot. Dead serious, they did an experiment stimulating a nutshot in the pain receptors of women and a birth pain in the receptors for guys and both sides said the nutshot was worse than giving birth. One women was even appalled: "Why the fuck do guys think this is funny?!"

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@Murk441 Cock

I bet you'll fail!!

@ojessie__ Bananas. I'm serious, make a peanut butter sandwich, cut some banana into discs and layer it on the peanut butter and try it. Delicious. Also, peanut butter can be mixed in a blender with a dash of milk & vanilla ice cream for a home made peanut butter smoothie.

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@RossyPrime See the thin, lightly colored panes on the door? I'm loading a shotgun with buckshot, putting the barrels to the door, and the next time he strikes, pulling the trigger and putting both barrels into his abdomen. No one threatens my family and lives. NO ONE.

What's your next move?

@CountDraculaDB Check if it's a prop. If I can't tell, I nick my thumb and wipe a bit across it's upper lip before going on my way. If it's actually a vampire, when it wakes up it'll follow the scent and we'll meet up later.

What do you do?

@Irina_exh #3: The others have a higher chance of missing and the bullet could easily go through a wall and damage something important... or someone. 3 is a shotgun. Assuming it's loaded with birdshot (or rocksalt if you really want it to hurt) it's got a better spread and less pen.

It’s 2:47 AM and someone just broke into your home. Which one will you choose?

@Sofia50020Sofia Let him go. Family shouldn't be materialistic like that.

Any advice??

@harperlee789 A disease.

What is it??

@vxylily Call my doctor and schedule every examination & procedure I need to get my health back on track.

This will expose you

@Diana_8g 100% yes they do. No home invader set to rob my house, murder me and my children and rape my wife is gonna get any of that without a fight. If I think for a moment you are a threat to my family, I'll gladly end your life to protect theirs.

Be honest!!!

@EvaSamxpxic Everyone but the gun. A gun is dangerous the same way a knife on your counter is: harmless until someone picks it up. I've seen men cuddle with grown lions, and pet Cobras that are as affectionate as any dog or cat.

Who is dangerous?

@Marlayna29 2 and 6.

@Monica55dzrh Tim Roth.

A famous Tim...

@steveth75737857 NEVER. Cartoons aren't just for kids and I challenge anyone who thinks otherwise to watch Watership Down, The Animals of Farthing Woods, Grave of the Fireflies and Heavy Metal then tell me honestly that those are appropriate for elementary schoolers.

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@C_2026_ Order a combo and check for wedding rings.

What do you do? 🤔

@Monica55dzrh Because our parents would beat us the moment we got home if we didn't. Parents taught us to be respectful, gave us discipline & made us realize that actions have consequences, including words. Kids today don't get that. Raised by screens by parents too tired and entitled to teach

@AntiWokeMemes FUCK no.

Would you? Yes or No ??

@Matt_Pinner Nine Inch Nails