Homer J Simpson

Doing harmless mind games to my friends like denying them the right to a name and tainting their knowledge with the secrets of others

@thatsnotmine125 @Kashus27 As an "average graduate" myself (2:1 from a mid-table business school), I find it fucking repulsive of you to compare doctors to the "average graduate." Give your head a wobble.

@Kashus27 Which is the average graduate salary.

If you’re A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got straight A*s / As, went to medical school and started on £15/hour.

@Cointel_hoe @EricHovagim If you're going to talk like this you probably shouldn't be saying "beyond the pale"

@JMcMurdockMP You kicked a poor young lady in the head

Witch Hunt Over.

@JMcMurdockMP James, you kicked your girlfriend's head in. This is a matter of public record. You are the danger to women and girls and should be nowhere near government, parliament or any kind of rape enquiry of which YOU are not the target.

Anyone want to hear a strange coincidence? The first time Hope Not Hate ever tweeted my name was the day I joined the Rape Gang Enquiry. Why would that be? 🤔

@ludwigABAP @laserboat999 Pathetic. Just say you're broke and move on.

@laserboat999 thank you dogboy for bringing me all these retards to be aware of and mute good luck on not being an average retard who achieves nothing in life, hopefully you have enough resources now to do something that isn't just taking

everyone with less than 5M net worth who participated in this is a literal mongrel you could have bought 15 smart kids a laptop and filled it with academic books for the price of any of these things, and you gifted that to some complete retard openly begging (it’s a meme bro!!! it’s meta!) to be given things for free Imagine him talking to all of his lil friends abt how clever he is that he managed to psyop even bigger retards into getting him free things You want to be part of a thing so bad, regardless of the thing, you would waste your money on shipping a buffoon a book so you can tell your friends abt this awesome lil meme story on X Pathetic

@sophielouisecc Thinking brands don't have an interest in pushing far right propaganda

If crime wasn’t out of control - why would supermarkets feel the need to put security tags on a £2 block of cheese?

@JamesMelville Inheritance tax is a tax on the recipient and not "those who built a successful life and legacy." You daft cunt

@rwaterer "would you respond differently if the situation was completely different?" of course you sending Valentine's cards to kids would be noncey. But that's the opposite of what's happening and also you are an actual paedophile

Could you imagine if I a full grown male started sending Valentine cards to 5/6 year old children. Maybe we should start investigating teachers as this is almost a sex crime.

Too much whelm for me dawg

@gabriel1 @laserboat999 @function Buy the man his guitar you absolute scumbag

@laserboat999 fuck he found my hiding spot ok last offer i can get you a best on the market blood test @function, healthy boat

people are too scared to post, nobody wants to pay the donald boat tax

@Keir_Starmer Everyone hated prefects at school exactly the same way everyone hates you

I won’t stand for illegal workers who try to cheat our immigration system. It’s not fair on working people who play by the rules. We’ve already arrested hundreds of delivery riders working illegally across the country. We won’t stop there — we’ve invested £5 million to boost immigration enforcement teams.

Michael Jackson actually might have been bigger than Jesus

@TRobinsonNewEra @piersmorgan Learn to spell "queue" you thick fucking cunt. Are you even English? Get a grip

When I’ve finished with the real journalists , you are in the que , it doesn’t end well for you @piersmorgan

@bphillipsonMP Only 365 days per year you dopey cunt

🚨NEW: As a result of our attendance push, children were in school for 5 million more days last year – the biggest improvement in a decade. Under the Tories, a generation went missing from England’s schools. Labour’s Plan for Change is bringing them back to the classroom.

@EliAfriatISR What is the point in this besides humiliation ritual? You're sick horrible bastards and deserve what's coming to you

Hamas continues to fall to its knees and surrender.

@TRobinsonNewEra Tommy was arrested for battering someone in one of the busiest public places in the entire UK. He's a fucking moron and not fit to walk the streets without shackles and preferably a muzzle too

Tommy was arrested for this last night

@JeremyKamali @hamad_bachi SO IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT

@hamad_bachi Where did I say palestinians caused the drop of jewish population?

Numbers don’t lie — propaganda does.

@Inevitablewest You fucking morons behaving like pickpocketing and mugging hasn't always been rampant in London and this isn't just a change in tactics stemming from everyone standing about on their fucking phones. Phone snatching has been common for well over a decade now in every city on earth

The streets of London are now lined with signs warning about phone thieves. Sadiq Khan has ruined the capital.

@juneslater17 *fewer Learn to speak English please

41% less prison offices than we had 20 years ago, in a growing prison population. Less fire stations Less Fire Officers Less Police Officers Less school places Less NHS beds Less road repairs Less GP places Less NHS dentists Less police stations Less post office Where's all the money gone?