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Royals 2026 Prediction: 84-79 2nd in AL Central WC Birth Lose in DLS

@Edge2Schwarbs Don’t shoot the messenger

This tweet has a collection of some of the most unfunny replies I’ve ever seen

@frankcushman96 You can’t see it or hear it, but I’m making that noise when you stick your tongue out and like vibrate it. Specially directed toward you, of course.

@GilRhymesAgain You mad you can’t afford those seats bud?

Who are these smokes behind home plate #grow

@Zaccornelius_ @BarstoolBigCat help our boy out! We need a better alarm clock help Vinnie and the squad out!!!

Unfortunately, Lane Thomas dialogue has been started

@Riggs1357986420 Appreciate the volley of a discourse!

@GilRhymesAgain Glad we finally agree

@Riggs1357986420 Ugh, the permissibility for everyone to stay what they think is a beautiful thing, isn’t it?

@Riggs1357986420 You got me there, you got me there indeed!

@GilRhymesAgain Engage these nuts in your mouth

@Riggs1357986420 Gonna probably just keep replying to you until you stop to keep my engagement up

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@GilRhymesAgain Didn't ask, dont care. Do better.

They're in diamond club watching the game. You're at home with your dick in your hand waiting for mom to make dinner. Go apologize to your dad for disappointing him and being a failure.

@Riggs1357986420 I was in class not with my dick in my hand as that likely violates student conduct. Appreciate the interaction and suggestion though!

@JakeEisenberg_ @mellinger Class!

Chatted with Trevor Vance. He said last night Jac Caglianone asked one of the grounds crew members how many were on the crew (~20). This morning, Cags brought in three-dozen donuts + coffee for them as a thank you for their hard work. First class.

@adamscochran Cmon dude, every law school has “gunners” that love to hear themselves talk. I’m getting ready to go to CrimPro and I (along with 78 other people in that class) can tell you exactly who will ask the dumbest, least merit-based questions. Sometimes, the less said the better.

Lmfao sit the fuck down. She went to Harvard and served as a circuit judge. You went to Chapman University and are an ambulance chasing personal injury firm. I don’t think KBJ is an exceptionally strong Justice but she is qualified and is 10,000x more capable than you. You did not know peers like her in your class, because people that capable didn’t go to Chapman. The sheer audacity! Lol! 😂😂

@StephBetter_ @ToddSnod84 @MLB Bio says it all

@ToddSnod84 @GilRhymesAgain @MLB Ok. Thanks for weighing in Todd Snodgrass

Donald Glover, the voice of Yoshi in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, threw tonight's first pitch to Yoshinobu Yamamoto ... with Yoshi in attendance 🤣

Love J Guth, but gosh would’ve been awesome to hear Hud on that Sonic Slam call

SONIC SLAM!

@iambarstoolgreg Greg, we did this my freshman year of high school baseball. Loved every bit of it

Just bunt 3 times in a row and get the win

Cags cycle watch (rain pending)

Looking like some 2015 ball

@DugoutMantis @Royals @QuikTrip Of all the April fools jokes, this may be the one I wish was real

*ANNOUCEMENT* @Royals and @QuikTrip are in agreement to replace the Party Deck with a full QT location with roller specials for Royals BV members.