Gillian Massel

Your product vs. what users actually want

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It’s 2023. Stop saying “we need to *delight* our customers”! No one is sitting around saying, “Golly, I want some delight from <Company, Product, Service>!” They’re trying to pay bills, run errands, live their life. They just want things to WORK, so they can get on with it.

An epic battle between the growth PM, the revenue PM, and legal.

Hockey announcer: He scores! The Colorado Avalanche have won the Stanley Cup! Soccer: The little troupe of elves! Dismantle the loom of fate! Argentina have slain God Himself! And they have BATHED in His blood!

Mbappe said okay forget the team, I will personally win the World Cup

Hey TSN, Canada has scored many goals at the world cup. This is just the first goal at the MEN’s world cup. 😜

"As reported by The Globe and Mail, residents spent a total of $181 million at curbside patios within 13 weeks of summer in 2021. If those spaces had remained dedicated to parking, only $3.7 million would have been reaped during the same time period."

@CDS_GC @jessieadcock @CityofVancouver Such wonderful news!!!! Congrats CDS and Jessie! ❤️

Surprisingly impressed with the design changes to my new @CanRevAgency account dashboard. There’s an opinionated content hierarchy, it uses familiar design patterns + layout, and overall it feels less cluttered and messy. Now if they could just fix the login experience 😜

won't someone please invent a nightstand the size of a dining room table for all my waters and lotions and books

Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N

Notting Hill is one of my favorite neighborhoods in London because of its unique spatial layout Instead of large private backyards, the homes and apartments back up to large private communal gardens shared by the entire block

I am experimenting with deleting Slack from my phone for a whole week. 🫣Wish me luck!!!

@katiecalmdown DEAD. Mom knows what's up!!!!!

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Am I the only one who hears "OKurrrr!" everytime I see OKR?

Me, tearing up: Maybe the most important KPI of all … is love PM: What? No

You want to know where I store all my dad jokes? In a dad-a-base.

Heartbreaking to see so many talented folks from Shopify impacted by the layoffs today. Hear to chat, commiserate, and help you find what’s next if you need it ❤️