Gillian Monka

Who has ever heard mambos 1 through 4?

I’m watching a video of geese marching in a parade and tearing up. Does this mean I’m emotionally unstable? Or just the opposite?

I miss Twitter.

@nowicantlose This was why I started watching One Piece!

Folks, just a heads up. One February I missed Inktober so much I drew a One Piece character every day for the entire month.

Remember when orange slices were always the childhood soccer halftime snack?

Intense, intentional, intestinal gas.

Happy Birthday to the best of the best, @cgattelli !! Hope you’re celebrating and making it extra special. 🥳 I’m always incredibly grateful that you were born! ❤️

Whoever next goes to Trader Joe’s, please get me some sweet plantain chips. Thank you.

My 27 (28 this weekend) year old obnoxious brother asked my how to cut a tomato. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Remember when Applebee’s had the best milkshake I ever had?

@hecticREIGN_ 😨

My goal of becoming the best super smash brothers melee Ganondorf player is officially over. Thank you to those who believed in me. Im switching to to a character that brings me joy and I can’t wait to show of what I can do with a better toolkit!

How do you prefer your matzah balls?

@nowicantlose I think you’re on to something. 🤑

What if Optimus Prime was called "Optimus Primal" and he was a giant gorilla or something lmao.

Time to start a new phase of my life where I remember that kiwis exist.

Don’t be tardy when it’s time to party!

@nowicantlose Felt obligated to go back and like now. Glad you remembered this one, it’s a good one!

I couldn't have written this in my sleep or anything, because it was written at the same time as "one man Cassandra," and I know EXACTLY what that means.

I was reading through one of my lists of ideas for comics, and I came across "cut snowman neck ice can't connect." What could this possibly mean???

30+ backers reached! All current backers have received a digital copy of my October 2020 Sketch Collection. (The 40 backer reward is even better.) #kickstarter #incalculable

Todays cartoon for @PostOpinions

Big Announcement - My Kickstarter Campaign for "Incalculable: The Unnumbered Collection Vol. 2" is now live! kickstarter.com/projects/nowic…

@nowicantlose But which movie IS it?!

I keep seeing ads for the same damn movie, and it just looks terribly unpleasant in all respects. Why are they showing me this movie? Maybe it's some sort of punishment.

Muenster is the squeakiest cheese.