Gilmore Tweets

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Clara: Will you get me a snow cone? Jess: Absolutely. Go stand in the middle of the street and wait for me. #GilmoreGirls

Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch! Emily: Then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I'm open for business! #GilmoreGirls

Lorelai: Don't hate me. Rory: I don't hate you. I can't hate the pathetic. #GilmoreGirls

The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. The drinks get us drunk. #GilmoreGirls

Rory: How do you feel? Lorelai: I ate tofurkey. How do you think I feel? Rory: Tofurkier? #GilmoreGirls

Rory: How are we going to eat four Thanksgiving dinners? Lorelai: How? Rory, what are we if not world champion eaters? #GilmoreGirls

Lorelai: So, let’s go eat. Rory: And eat and eat. Lorelai: And eat and eat and eat. #GilmoreGirls

In all the time I've known you, I've never seen you not hungry. #GilmoreGirls

I live in two worlds. One is a world of books. #GilmoreGirls

Don't you understand?! If I don't get coffee in me, things are going to get ugly around here! #GilmoreGirls

The only way you could be more important to me is if you had a Kit-Kat bar growing out of your head. #GilmoreGirls

Kirk: For all you know, I could have brain damage. Luke: Oh, I'm pretty sure you do. #GilmoreGirls

While he's being sexy, he's also being grammatically correct. #GilmoreGirls

What's scary is you opening your house up to a mob of insane, sugar-laced kids wearing masks that conveniently hide any identifying features

I’m just a big, fat Wookiee-humping loser with no future. #GilmoreGirls

Luke: What are you doing? Lorelai: Organizing my magazines by Kardashian. #GilmoreGirls

He’s like a superhero, but his power is that you can’t remember him no matter how much time you spend with him. #GilmoreGirls

#GilmoreGirls premiered 17 years ago today!

Rory: Some people like getting up early. Lorelai: You lie. #GilmoreGirls