ᴍᴀʀɪᴜꜱ ''ᴊäɢᴇʀ'' ꜱᴛʀᴇɪᴄʜᴇʀ

"ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ꜰʟʏɪɴɢ."

⠀ expression filled with utter disgust. ⠀

ew don’t cough near me

AHEEM…

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ‧˚ ⠀*ㅤ ͜ #̲ ⠀ 💿 ⠀ㅤ⦂ ⠀ oh ⠀ my ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˑ⠀ ⠀god! ⠀ׁ⠀ 𝚒𝚝𝚜 ⠀⠀ 𝙷𝙴𝚁.ᐟ⠀ ꒦꒷ ֗ ⁎

⠀ augh ⠀

Slowly turning to look over at the other.. realizing they just wacked the hell out of them while catching a large insect that was flying around.. “Oh uh.. sorry about that.. I didn’t see you there.”

𝙾𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙿𝙾𝙾𝚁 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎!

«Born to sleep, »

“The M4 has the same glass and a bigger window, the fuck are you talking about? I suppose the housing is bigger but they’re like, the same, one is just built to be bomb-proof.”

“Don’t you fuckin’ bad-mouth the Comp M4.”

awesome , right ? ( *✨ )

"anya do your psych evals" okay but what if i just

Can count as bodyguard, soldier, sniper, saboteur, spy, advisor, combat diver . .

A mini-fridge stocked full of favorite Monsters… She’ll probably offer one to [reader] if they’re behaved and in good standing.

“I feel bonita.”