Phil

@rickygervais coffee tastes better for some reason this morning... #AFTERLIFE

@Czooba No

Would you take Kylian Mbappe at Man United even if he cost half of our transfer budget?

@CBSSportsGolazo @T_Deeney Troy Deeney is thick as fuck.

"I still don't know what their style of play is... Each week they're changing." @T_Deeney shares his thoughts on Manchester United under Michael Carrick 🗣️

@_Olajide_1 David beckham.

Has any English player, past or present, had a good career after 23? 😭

@_Olajide_1 Wayne Rooney.

@UTDKara No.

Hearing that Real Madrid fans want Kylian Mbappé out of the club and are even campaigning for him to leave… Manchester United fans would you take Mbappé next season? 👀

A terrorist will always remain a terrorist.

@badasskachii No

Snatch that #7 from Mount and pull every financial lever possible to get Mbappe to Manchester United. We’re gonna have the two best players in the world. Him X Bruno Fernandes

@ElijahKyama_ We don’t care what @T_Deeney thinks…

Troy Deeney on Man Utd under Carrick. "I still don't know what their style of play is. Aggressive front-footed or low block? Each week they're changing. Performances have not been great. We've seen this before." Pundits in 2025: "Amorim needs to adapt."

@SimplyUtd What’s a @T_Deeney anyways?

🚨🗣 Troy Deeney on Manchester United under Michael Carrick: "I still don't know what their style of play is, are they an aggressive front foot team, are they a low block sit back team, i don't know because each week they're changing." "Their performances have not been great, they've had good performances against Arsenal, City, but they haven't had solid performances" "We've seen this before from the club with Ole Gunnar Solskjær, he gets everybody up, I think Ole finished second. Then you give him the job, 18 months later you sack him because he's not the person to take you forward" "What's the difference with Carrick, i don't know, and I don't think anyone does" [@CBSSportsGolazo]

@Jaebseh77 @CultClassicCage 🤡

@CultClassicCage MJ fanss are pedo worshiper’s and that’s a fact

Besides Jesus Christ, yes. Michael Jackson is the most famous person that ever lived and it isn't even close. Anybody who thinks otherwise literally doesn't know their ass from their elbow.

@goodbadftblpod Just need Peter to come out and call Paul a little ginger cunt 🤌

Peter Schmeichel & Paul Scholes disagree over Xhaka signing for Man United! 😳

@Emzyl_ He’s fucking shite.

United and Pool might have made a huge mistake not signing Gyokeres. The fact he has 21 goals for us despite the fact we can't create at all is remarkable. 21 goals for Arsenal will translate to 35 goals for teams like Pool and United

@Tobs_fc I think you need to read up on Delli Alli and see why he’s gone the way he has, nothing to do with flopping 👍

No matter the talent, once they reach 23 years of age, they all flop. English players needs to be studied. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@LFCTransferRoom And what is the right conditions?

Under the right conditions, this pic goes kind of hard.

@CFCMods You’re shit.

It gets even more hilarious when you realise Nottingham Forest are currently resting players for their Europa League game this week 😂

The result hurts. We stand up, focus more and we rise together!

@BohuslavskaKate “Please can I have some more rent boys and I will give you millions in return?”

Starmer to Zelenskyy: We stand with you, we're ready to do necessary work tomorrow with the bigger group on the support you need, on the pressure we need to continue to put on Russia, to make sure that we get a just and lasting peace, one that is right for you.

@OllieHolt22 For Chelsea, aye.

Teamsheets from Stamford Bridge. Forest put out severely weakened side. Game over before it’s begun?

@FPLOlympian ?

The state of that backline. Congrats to Chelsea attack owners. You will be feasting today.