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Let me tell you who I have no time for; the lactose intolerant.

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

When you try to remove a piece of art and accidentally make it better.

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

me if i were a shark

Now i understand why King Julian and them mfs were always tweaking

Puppies before and after being told that they are a good boy / good girl x.com/paulsla1539372…

Stirred the pot & asked the sibling group chat if pork is red or white meat.

My best friends baby for the first time ever told me he loves me too today🥹

Dunkin’ Donuts announces canned spiked iced coffees and teas, hitting grocery and liquor stores across 12 states in the U.S. Dunkin’ Spiked Iced Teas will be available widely by the end of the month and Dunkin’ Spiked Iced Coffees will debut in early September.

Our generation’s Mona Lisa. Hang it in the Smithsonian.

Lil late to get gas today and my favorite guy told me he’s been waiting all day for me, sorry J 🥹

movie theater lobbies this weekend between showings

Yes

I think it’s iconic that in one lifetime she was our Harley Quinn AND our Barbie 😭!

happy 4th to our founding fathers

Can the Supreme Court not focus on something more important??

Once summer hits the chance of me accidentally wearing my house slippers to work increases exponentially.