Gingey

Brain: Under No. Circumstances. Do you name the mouse that's found it's way into the flat. It's vermin & needs to go- we're absolutely not getting attached. Heart: .... Brain: What have you.. Heart: .. Steve Brain: OhmygodYES he totally looks like a Steve!!!! #Stevelivesherenow

If I actually knew a forward thinking, dynamic individual who is passionate about new and exciting development opportunities, I'd probably think they were a dick 2bh

I'll say it. Anyone who proudly tells people to 'just make an L with your thumbs!' to decipher left and right, needs to kindly get their head out of their ass.

My brain literally any time I hear a rioter's reasoning #UK

I'll be honest, the more I've been watching the news of late, the more I find myself respectfully disagreeing with ChatGPT's take #England #UKRiots

Can we bloody well start seeing 'dabbling' as a recognised hobby?! My interests are trying lots of different things once or twice, then lying to myself & pretending I'm gonna do them again in the future. I'm a dabbler I dabble #RaisingAJankySelfBlownAndPaintedGlassToTheDabblers

Woke myself up at 3am googling if audiologists are required to learn sign language. They're not and I'm tired.

MERRY FLYING ANT DAY TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT🐜🖤

Sometimes telling myself it's 'Picky Bits' or 'Girl Dinner' just doesn't hit the mark. Personally, lately I've been preferring to go with the 'CLAIRE, IT'S FRENCH'.

Really in the mood to go on holiday & take pictures exclusively of me looking cross while pointing to the beautiful sights, in the style of an annoyed old person from a local news article who is demonstrating their anger at their bins not being collected #OldManYellsAtCloud

@hankgreen I'm UK person and if anyone can give an explanation I'd bloody well like to hear it too..

... Is the extraordinary comeback in the room with us now? #GE24 #generalelection2024 #RishiSunak #ExitPoll

And now to wander down the road hoping I still look like my passport photo, and at the same time, hoping I look goddam nothing like my passport photo jesus christ #GeneralElection24 #GE2024 #vote #pollingstation

🗳🗳🗳 #GeneralElection2024

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em.

Good morning. Have the worst thing in the world.

No-one: The single piece of confetti that falls while everyone's stood around, waiting for the concert to start: '.... Oh I've fucked it'

My motto has now involuntarily become 'dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have' #UKSummer #June

@MariaHumboldt Omg SAME

I would have LOVED to meet those two…

Ed Davey in his Mr Benn era rn #GeneralElection #LibDems

This gets funnier every time you watch it