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Alex 🪅
@GintonicAlex
much panic, very little disco
Kamurocho Katılım Eylül 2012
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The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons:
-Too many cheese references (in a world of mice)
-You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise)
-There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons)
-Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema)
-There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter)
-The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon)
This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.




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No doy crédito con que Pedro Sánchez haya conseguido que seamos el nuevo Japón de Twitter. Un milenio de PSOE.
👑@coffeededo_o
If only more restaurants would do this
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someone finally said the name of this character so I now I can just look up and goon to all the fanart instead of actually playing this game #Tourist #PassportOnStandby
Homophobic Jia Huan of #Hongyuantwt@Hategayshuan
//Love rufos design but I'm being so deadass her tits are like comically huge and its genuinely distracting
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Imagínate perderte esta joya solo porque es relleno

Gila🌸@Ani__Gila
En Gintama NUNCA se salta el relleno
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Your refusal to post the steak shows me he was right
GFP@glutenfreeperc
Sent my dad a picture of the steak that I attempted to cook. 16 minute lecture
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se você é um menino escolhe bunda, pq vai querer fazer de costas sem encarar.
se você é um homem, escolhe peitos pq o sexo vai ser com quem ama de vdd olhando nos olhos.
se você é o sábio idolatra os dois pq quem come de tudo não passa fome
Peida na tanga@Postagensmerda
essa pergunta separa um menino de um homem. Peito ou bunda?
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you really can't miss a day on this app
💕 phenny 💕🏳️⚧️@astralphen
“theres consenting adults upstairs” wordle devs:
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they would never crucify a carpenter
Daily Noud@DailyNoud
Sabrina Carpenter comments on Justin Bieber’s Coachella set: “Nice of him to sit and scroll on YouTube, but if I did that I’d be crucified”
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I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.
Faytuks Network@FaytuksNetwork
President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social
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