Alex 🪅

Llamadme liquido no newtoniano por la manera en que me pongo dura si me pegan

The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons: -Too many cheese references (in a world of mice) -You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise) -There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons) -Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema) -There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter) -The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon) This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.

I’m starting to think these are actual demons or aliens underneath skin suits

No doy crédito con que Pedro Sánchez haya conseguido que seamos el nuevo Japón de Twitter. Un milenio de PSOE.

someone finally said the name of this character so I now I can just look up and goon to all the fanart instead of actually playing this game #Tourist #PassportOnStandby

Imagínate perderte esta joya solo porque es relleno

Son

I don’t see Oda’s work in the same museum as the Mona Lisa but that’s just my opinion guys

Your refusal to post the steak shows me he was right

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se você é um menino escolhe bunda, pq vai querer fazer de costas sem encarar. se você é um homem, escolhe peitos pq o sexo vai ser com quem ama de vdd olhando nos olhos. se você é o sábio idolatra os dois pq quem come de tudo não passa fome

no confunda un lobo con un husky

you really can't miss a day on this app

they would never crucify a carpenter

modern ffxiv discourse in a nutshell

I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.