Gin Girl

this is still so relevant for me !!

@CharlieBerens lmao this is why I do all of our laundry ..

Thank me later 🙏🏻

Love it

⛸️This woman just got back from her third date and says she won’t be seeing him again. She had been crystal clear with her date — who is also a doctor — that she has vertigo and does NOT ice skate. He knew it and agreed to other activities… then still booked two full hours on the ice, pressured her onto it, and spent the whole time showing off laps while she hugged the wall dizzy and miserable. She finally left mid-date. Ignoring someone’s explicit boundaries — especially when they’re health-related — tells you everything you need to know. Have you ever had a date (or anyone) completely blow past a clear “no” you gave them, especially something health-related? Or what’s the earliest red flag that made you walk away?

Truth...I started doing this. It is very liberating

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

@Fact Petrichor ..that smell always takes me back to being a kid at my grandparents place beside the river ....that earthy smell after the rain with a bit of fog on the river...that smell

What's a smell that instantly transports you back to a specific memory or place?

@ClarkeBitter I felt this at dusk last night sitting on the deck with freshly arranged outdoor furniture ...the puff just hits differently!

At last, back to smoking outside, with a killer view!

too cute

@queenify053 @vee_dimple so you wouldn't want anyone to visit your grave...just move on and forget you were part of their lives?

@vee_dimple Just move on and leave the past behind.

My husband died around 5 years back, but I remarried this year. My current husband says he doesn't think it's okay for me to continue my annual visits and that it makes him uncomfortable. Is he right?

@vee_dimple that's his problem, not yours. Jealousy of someone's past is a bit of a red flag to be honest. We can't rewrite our history. I wouldn't be upset if my guys ex wife passed and he wanted to attend the funeral with his children. I'd probably attend as well.

@Riverrunsred44 slowly imploding...

This Bruins team just doesn’t have it. If it weren’t for Swayman this game would have been 17-1. I don’t see how they win another game.

This is absolutely hilarious.

@StonerDad haha...so you can move those lovely ladies to the sunniest parts of your yard LOL

Working out so I can impress the ladies 🌱

@smileitsfree44 so happy for you - congratulations! what a wonderful way to start your weekend

What an incredible 16 month ride this has been… I am nervous as hell, but totally excited about the next chapter!!! Thanks for riding along with me my friends. 🎉👏👩‍🎓🥰

@Fact or happy to take take take...are always so appreciative...UNTIL..you need some help or ask for something...then crickets

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

@rwilley112 omg

Get it people!!! IYKYK 🖤🤣

@tonycharles66 @AunySillyMe I would nod off driving to that for certain!

@AunySillyMe That’ll put you to sleep not keep you going

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Tonight’s rehearsal ➡️ tomorrow’s show. We’ll see you when the lights go down in. Sault Ste. Marie ⚡️

@ThatEricAlper truth