Girth Brooks
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Girth Brooks
@GirthBrooks034
You don’t even wanna know
Louisiana Katılım Haziran 2009
580 Takip Edilen504 Takipçiler
@GirthBrooks034 FACTS!!! I make these blueberry scones with a lemon glaze. 🫠 Literally the best shit EVER. 🤤
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It's Administrative Professionals Day so my boss and I went out for coffee and breakfast. ☺️
Blueberry Lemon Latte & PB/bruleed banana & honey wheat toast. 🤤
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"EWEWEWEWEW EEEEW YUCKY YUCKY GROOOOSSSS" -shakes hands and fidgets like a little pussy-
Paragon of str8 Masculinity 😎
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bro did NOT want to touch that flag 😭
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@lycanbearr Yeah I miss not having to worry about randoms taking my Maggie pick when I solo q
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yall like sprint in halo because you wanna get around the map faster i like sprint because the sound of noble six panting makes my heart beat fast enough (in more places than one…) to power 3 rockets
and i mean that with ZERO exaggeration NOBODY ALIVE is on my level
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@Kaliimist22 Blueberry lemon is objectively the best flavor for a sweet treat 😩😩
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@GirthBrooks034 Basically what I was saying every time I put it in my mouth. 🤣
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This low-resolution photo of goat poop will get more likes than the Israeli flag.
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו@netanyahu
🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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When I’m walking in the woods and a little giggling gnome runs past
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Just saw a 13 year old kid dome a camera man with a pickaxe at the drake iceman event
He was dead before he hit the ground
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men suck so bad. genuinely breaks my heart to see a friend hurting over a dumbass loser.
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"You are what you eat"
No way you're calling me Pussy from the Back rn that's rude as hell
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@GirthBrooks034 I'll be on in a little bit. I gotta shower and eat and then I'll be on.
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Does anyone want to play Apex tonight? I need to take my mind off things.
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the federal government has warehouses full of microwaves the size of coffins
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