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@GirthNowitzki

if you’re here, I hopefully made you laugh. so stick around

Katılım Aralık 2019
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Me and my boys when Waka Waka came on #SuperBowl
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Man why am I seeing “RIP Grammie” on someone’s tinder bio? Yeah I’m sorry for your loss now can we talk business 🤝
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@DUALIPA could actually run a train on me and id apologize
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Phew...
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So much pain. Not worth it.
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@ray_uku Banter FC is back and in business 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
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😂very😂quirky😂and😂funny😂. People who find this funny deserve lethal injection no questions asked
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Long car ride got me thinking how badly I need a bisexual woman who hasn’t shaved her pits in years (social conformity doesn’t scare her) who wants to sing Katy Perry 🤝
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Valentines Day 2020 about to be a movie
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Just saw a girl holding 4 textbooks, her laptop, and a water bottle all while balancing a cup of coffee on her books. I saw her stop in front of a door so I was gonna run and help her but before I could she PULLED a door open with her FOOT. I’ve been a feminist since.
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Friend asked for a broom, I said “of course mate no worries.” And felt warm in my heart. Just saw he used it for a TikTok. Snapped the broom and burned it. My broom will not be a TikTok thot
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Outside my dorm I’ve been hearing “Renegade renegade renegade” for the past 30 minutes. My hall is all dudes. There are a group of dudes doing the renegade dance outside my dorm. Am I living in a simulation? Is this real? If so please end it all
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Commented “beautiful 😍” on my girls IG and she deleted the whole post. Haha god she’s so great
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Just took a practice test for Philosophy and genuinely got all 40 questions wrong. Super excited for the test tomorrow!!!!!
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His phone: My World ❤️💍😍🥰 Her phone: (718)-246-6482
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Mom said, “Josh who shit on the floor?” I said “call me John...cause I ain’t Cena thing😳✊🏾💯”
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Officer, are you gonna believe me or some stands of DNA at the scene of the murder 🤝
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Grandpa: “what do you wanna massage today buddy.” Me:
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I just don’t care anymore. Gonna go pee my pants or something
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Me in the back of class after getting a 27 on the first test
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