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@BFW Denver 100%

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

I’m laughing way too hard at this. Actual tears 🤣🤣

@LouSozo @IndiaTales7 Lol Trump ain’t destroying shit. He is the deep state. Look at his cabinet 💀

Make it make sense! Pres Bush is just told that "America is under attack," and he just continues on with his meaningless appearance at a schoolroom. Nonsense. By now, we all know that Bush was held captive by the deep state, the very same deep state that Pres Trump is determined to destroy, and THEY were responsible for 9-11.

On 9/11, as Chief of Staff whispered “America is under attack,” President Bush stayed calm with the school-kids, finishing the Pet Goat lesson to avoid panic. A masterclass in emotional regulation + leadership under fire. 🇺🇸

@JamieBonkiewicz Obama dropped more bombs than any president in history lol

Call me a radical left lunatic, but I’d rather my taxes go to free lunches for school kids than bombs dropped on other people’s kids.

I wish but you are underestimating the amount of retarded boomers out there

Nichuskin has way too much liability to garner any significant trade value. Everyone in the league knows he got suspended in the playoffs back to back years. Best to keep him at this point and see if he can get back to him old self. I hate to see this but it seems he plays his best hockey when’s he’s drinking.

@cenkuygur @marklevinshow Holy ratio 💀

@marklevinshow You're the one demanding American soldiers die for Israel. That America give hundreds of billions to Israel. That America fight Israel's wars and pay for all of them. Thanks for the suggestion on what to do with people who betrayed this country, like you.

Deport this slob

@MolitorisNick Fuck you

BRAKING : Nazem Kadri to Colorado for Kiviranta and a 2030 6th, 25% retention on Kadri

Lmao and you wonder why a Canadian NHL team hasn’t won the Stanley cup since 1993 💀💀💀

Your college basketball free winner today is : Duke/Notre Dame un139.5 (1unit) Reasoning: Notre Dame is brutally short-handed on offense. Leading scorer Markus Burton (ankle, out since early December/surgery) is done for the season, and second-leading scorer Jalen Haralson (15.5 PPG, freshman star) is out with an ankle sprain (missed the last 2–3 games and “probably out” tonight). Without their top two scoring threats, the Irish are left with a depleted, low-usage attack that struggles to create easy looks. Notre Dame plays at a snail’s pace, which already limits possessions and total scoring. Combine that with missing their primary creators, and you’re looking at an offense that will grind out low-efficiency shots against a suffocating defense. Duke has one of the best defenses in the country. They rank top-2–3 nationally in adjusted defensive efficiency (holding recent opponents to ~58–59 PPG in their last 11 games) and force turnovers/poor shots at an elite rate. Even if Duke scores in the mid-70s to low-80s (their season average), Notre Dame is unlikely to crack 60–65 tonight. Duke is a heavy “under” team overall — they’ve gone 19-8 to the under this season. In road games against lesser competition, especially in a potential “trap/letdown” spot before a huge home game vs. Virginia on Saturday, they don’t always blow teams out scoring-wise — they just dominate defensively and control tempo. Take the under to the bank 🏦

It’s crazy how absolutely miserable these people are 🤣🤣

Sure hope you didn’t take the cancer shot

@VicLombardi @RadioMoser @AltitudeSR I laughed out loud 💀🤣

Ran into the Golden Bachelor, Mel Owens, at the Super Bowl media party. Told him about the time @RadioMoser wanted to audition for the Golden-Golden Bachelor. (Editors note: Moser is a happily-married man. Just couldn’t help ourselves) @AltitudeSR

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Kentucky/Vanderbilt un158.5

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