Gligar

@Victreebel Oh god man... I don't even want to think about that...

I can't have kids. I'm still in the prime of my life...

@ProfOak Hey Doc! What do you know about PokeAbortion?

Pumped. Have a date with a Delcatty later. Jinx tried getting in touch but I don't even care anymore.

@Mantyke Isn't there a move you know where you stab the for in the chest with your tail barb? I heard it's a One-Hit-KO.

Got a bunch of Aguav Berry wine for the date with Delcatty tonight. Somebody's gonna get latched onto a face tonight!

Fuck

I tried to hit that shit but she knew Protect.

@Steelix tell me about it. she drank ALL my berry wine too. That cat was such a tease. I gotta go stab something or i'm not going to sleep.

Woah, some trainer attacked me out of nowhere with a Rotom. I kicked it's ass and then took my frustration out on the trainer's face.

Man my stomach aches. Might of eaten a rotten berry.

Ok the stomach ache is gone but now my stingers itch real bad.

Fuck. Going out to talk to Jinx.

FUCK THAT JINX GAVE ME THE POKE'RUS FUCK

Have Poke'rus. Gotta call everyone I've ever stabbed to let them know they might have it. Lovely.

Another day... Is it even worth living anymore?

Poke'rus is all cleared up... whew. Back in the game, baby!

@Lady_Gardevoir Hey I'm heading there this evening. Want to meet up and tour the Safari Zone?

SOME FUCKER THREW A ROCK AT ME! Then he gave me food so i stabbed his face. Never going to the Safari Zone again.

Flew into a hailstorm, barely made it back alive, and the first thing that happens is some trainer tries to catch me. LIfe is hard :(