Cyruss

I reckon there should be a tax on oxygen

Forget it It’s cloud town

Swear it must be law that a PT or “online coach” MUST have a terrible hairline

Drubs

I’m goin out lootin

I wouldn’t mind a prequel to Over the Hedge where we find out some fun and exciting adventures of RJ and Vincent and all the business they conduct before the involvement of Verne and friends

Kay reckons that chess is pure fuckboi

I can genuinely only think of one way to skin a cat

The truest example of balance is when you’re washing your hands and the water hits the perfect temperature and everything makes sense for a small moment then SCALD SCALD SCALD

There’s no word with as much etiquette as Henceforth ✨

Messi is an animatronic

Any animal smaller than my hands doesn’t deserve media attention.

Am I really a criminal for wanting Tea sold by the pint?

People that use correct terminology for casual hobbies need their left shinbone snapped

What *does* that have to do with the price of fish?

@icantandrewcook Miley Mee

why was everyone throwing their weight behind flowers by miley cyrus last year when jaded is such a fucking banger

I honestly think I’ve only got about 84 wins at chess left in me

Holy smokes Kay was right 👽👾

When it’s just good business

Mind the boat

I just like terrible cringe action films What’s the problem with that?