GloNdash

Ending up with an unromantic man will never be my portion😭

💯. When a Man beats another man, it's a criminal act. No one asks the context. It's just seen as a criminal act. But when it's a woman or children on the receiving end of those beatings.l, suddenly society finds excuses in culture, contexts etc. All utter nonsense!

Anyone who doesn’t understand the “you the birthday” jokes or any other jokes using the same structure, I just automatically think you lack critical thinking skills and/or can’t comprehend context clues.

Ama sote tuhamie Murang'a halafu tusongeshe borders polepole hadi Murang'a ifunike Kenya yote?

2026….I was not ready

Kila mtu kwa streaks ashaanza ulevi😭😭

Look for ethics among the dead🤣🤣🤣CLE shually

all this studying better pay off and I’m so serious?

Kama laptop si ya dj anza kuizima

They grow in like wisdom teeth so hang tight

Recognized for hugging tree Not recognized for winning two medals.

I keep saying that if you feel or think parenting ends when your kid gets to 18, please get a cow instead or a goat, don't have a child At least with a cow or goat Ile siku utachoka nayo utachinja ukule

Millenials huona ni kama gen Z hawajitumi na time yao mkate ilikuwa 5 bob

that birthday trend is so funny to me 😭

hanging by a thread, i’m the piñata

The fact that Al shabaab can import drones to harm us through our own country speaks volume on how this country has gone to the dogs. Ebu jaribu kuimport drone moja uone zile processes utapitishwa

A 20 marks question based on the plot of the Lincoln lawyer 😆

'Pia mimi niko na 9ps' wanapatana kwa exam room ya PE 😂😂 Ariana what are you doing here 😭

Wueh, what was that compulsory Question tho @CLE_Kenya 🤣😂😂😂 ah anyway Just mark those scripts out of 40. Next results, hata singoji A perfect paper until number 1 happened. Fuck all of us, for sure.

They use Face ID to unlock WhatsApp.