Glob Girl 9000🏳️‍⚧️

they should let me into mensa as a diversity hire

training my dog to alert for tops

Sometimes i get crazy dysphoria because im not a beautiful Italian woman with big hoops

the people my age aren’t polyamorous yet

god had to nerf me for having such a fat ass by giving my the kinda autism that makes the whole room wana bully me

my best friend and i are eating the free dog treats at the park, bless my stupid puppy life

humans are addicted to value

reddit users empathy challenge level impossible

I’m already aware the kill myself tweets are off-putting to a lot of my mutuals but I don’t really care. It’s for me. Typing out “I’m going to kill myself” and hitting post is basically like meditation or yoga for someone like me. You don’t have to understand.

@dietbea827 i did it once with a hammer and chisel, damaged the fuck out of my chisel but at least i have that cute top

I KNOW SOME OF YALL GOTTA BE BORROWING CLOTHES PLSSS HOW DO I GET THIS OFF I BOUGHT THESE BUT THEY DIDNT TAKE THE THINGY OFFF

crashing out on twitter is how i dont crash out irl

i can literally feel my passion slipping

google dot come how do i stop being depressed

the only way out is forward

tgirls have some self respect and stop calling it gock

just realized im not living, im just surviving

making my blahaj spoon me, i really am a bottom :(

female money infuencer who espouses that you only need one dildo

over under on my date tonight caring that i have a massive hickey

hahahah she’s just as controlling and manipulative as ever #staymad