Rosemary West

@HoveSweetHove99 I am fine moy darlin. I am hopings that me being an author mights get me parole.

@GloucesterBint There she is! How ya beeen?!

Alrights moy darlins! Sorry I hasn't been ons for a while. I have beens wroytin moy memoirs. It has finally beens published an is available in all good bookstores and prison libraries!

@LozzaFox You can't even count to potato, moy darlin. You've gots more dogs than acting credits.

I count 5 puppies. 😁

Can confirm @Nigel_Farage has only gots one ball. The other gots cut in half by a nefarious bloke called Albert Hall. Albert was on the sex-offenders register. And people call me evil? One rules for them and another for deviants.

@TheRealDudja @LozzaFox

Who do you skip on?

@LozzaFox I joined X whens me an moy Fred gots into difficulties. It was called Twat Her back thens. Somethings I thinks you knows about, Lozza?

15 years ago during a night shoot in Oxford an actress called Rebecca Front suggested I join Twitter. She’s now blocked me. 😂😂😂😂 Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@Rashomonsan @estern_w And yous can stop sendins me dick pics and visitation requests or I'll have to tells Judy next time she attends c-wing for a fingerins, you dirty perv.

@Rashomonsan @estern_w Which part of "pleaded guilty" do you not understand, Tricky?

Steve Mailen, former school governor, jailed for 26 months for "gesticulating and shouting" at police officers during Hartlepool protests. Josh Greally, Unite Union activist, receives no jail time for throwing multiple objects at Nigel Farage. #TwoTierKeir's justice system.

Yeah you tell them mate! Hey remember when I identified as my Dad so I could sleep with my Mum behind her husbands back so she could give birth to me And now I identify as a ghost

@MiddleEngMale You should see what I'm capable of with a bits of extra testosterone in me, moy darlin.

We cannot let the snowflakes win. We must dispel the myth that if a woman suddenly has extra testosterone in her body, she automatically becomes a man. It's too dangerous a precedent to set. #SaveWomensSports #Olympic2024

Who is this bloke? Keeps sending me dicks pics but I needs a maginifying glass? Says he's an alpha? Me an myra will shows him who's the Alphas. Us two an him in a solitary cell. We'll corrects him.

@HoveSweetHove99 Happy Days moy darlin. X

@GloucesterBint Your old garden bbqs? We used to say: 'Rose West. Best in the west' What larks!

I smells like a bloody fish market after gettins fingerbanged on Love Island. 3 months I was there. I say Love Island, its actually C-wing. Some royt dirty mares on there. Don'ts tell Myra.

@Laird_ofNowhere @JustStop_Oil They are vile my sweet. Gots bushy biffs thems lot. I gave thems a swerve. Lucky for thems really I suppose. Lol.

@GloucesterBint Are those birds from @JustStop_Oil getting "looked after" by the ladies? Although I hear they never wash their snatches so get some search gloves from the screws just in case.

@HoveSweetHove99 I don'ts know my darlin. No justice in this cruel world. Likes the parole board who won't set me free. They say I'm stills a threat to young women, when allmi offer is free love and a decents garden party.

@GloucesterBint Why is Fred still banned? Justice for Fred!

@KeithPenelope3 @GillianKearney3 He was moy darlin dab hand with a shovel moy fella. Xx

@GillianKearney3 Don’t forget @GloucesterBint

And Fred West was named as the best landscape gardener in the history of the whole wide world!

@mr_rik1974 @CatGuruNiks Cooo-eeee me darlin!! I remembers bein in Rosyth. Thats when moy Fred had his ice-cream van. Proper shithole that place. Xx

@CatGuruNiks @GloucesterBint

Lorraine Kelly, back when she was a Rose West impersonator

@sooozie1985 Can I have it like that?

How do have yours 👀👀

Alroyt moy darlins? I has bin in solitaire confinement again cos me an Myra had a row but I am now on parole. Has anyone seen moy Fred? Dirty dog was supposed to picks me up at the gates but he didn't show. Useless bastard. I hads to get the bus.

@mcpasteface Coooo-eeeee my darlin. Xx