Martin St Quedgeley

😬 That’s a Gloucester sized hosing.

I preferred it when we briefly developed that habit of losing close games. Now we seem to be hopeless from start to finish. Takes the fun out of it if you ask me. #BRIvGLO

FULL TIME 🐻 53 - 12 🍒 | #BRIvGLO

Not convinced that volunteering to get humped by Leicester in Birmingham is going to endear a new fan base to Gloucester. Probably should have kept the gate receipts at Kingsholm and saved up for a new coach. #GLOvLEI #glawsfamily

Gloucester - Helping poor sides find form since 1996.

I feel very sorry to Jack Clement. He didn’t deserve that. #NEWvGLO

This is a nice moment for Dom Waldouk. He hasn’t created this many points for Newcastle since his playing days. #NEWvGLO

This is the worst Gloucester side I have ever seen and that is a competitive accolade. #NEWvGLO

Credit where it’s due this is a brilliant signing for Saracens. Now they don’t win trophies and have to pay normal wages, they don’t have the same appeal to top talent vs France.

The new Saracens team announcement looks like an advertisement for a discreet erectile disfunction service.

@slatterywill Not sure it’s going to plan…

Gloucester rested ten players for the 28-point defeat in Munster so that they could lose to Leicester by... 31 points

Some teams master the drift defence, Gloucester have been working to perfect the wet paper bag defence. #innovation

@gloucesterrugby Liz Truss got fired after 49 days of unconvincing leadership. George Skivington has managed 1,996 days so far.

FULL TIME 🤝 Skyborne Airline Academy 🐯 45 - 14 🍒 | #LEIvGLO

Gloucester come in for a lot of stick but I think if we could catch, pass and tackle we would have the makings of a decent side.

When your defence makes Billy Searle look like Jason Robinson it’s time to ask questions… #LEIvGLO

So good they named Gloucester’s premium street after him.

That’s a huge relief. A few weeks consultancy will definitely be enough to solve our woes. 8th here we come!

Might be worth trying this lot out when the Prem reconvenes.

20 points off the top after 5 games with Quins , Tigers and Saracens up next…it’s looking pretty bleak.