Stocking Anarchy

"So, in the immortal words of Panty and Stocking Anarchy: Repent motherfucker!" ~ Insert Stereotypical Pinned Tweet Bullshit Here ~ Pretty Fuckin' Lewd. ~ Cakes > Cock ~ RT's appreciated ~ #OpenDMs and follow back.

Who are you and what have you done with Panty?

...There's cum in it, isn't there?

If she has sex in my bed again I'm going to cut her fucking uterus out.

It fucking doesnt.

The fucking moment I arrive, Panty has a cock in her throat.

//I was wondering why I got 9000000 notifications today.

"Why do I have a bad fuckin' feeling about today?"

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Those look fucking drier than my pussy around the guys you bring home.

"Guess I'll entertain myself."

We're Angels, we literally can't put on weight! What the fuck does it even matter what I eat?!

Panty... my dearest sister... What the fuck did you do with my sweets? What the hell even is this? Fruit?! These strawberries aren't even covered in chocolate, what the fuck?! Do you have any idea how long it fucking took to get a reservation for those limited-edition cakes?!

"All right, who the fuck are you and what did you do with my sister?"

//Back to novels.

JUST FUCK AT THEIR PLACE FOR ONCE.

If I could get just one day where I don't wake up to the sound of Panty getting her back blown out. That'd be fuckin' nice.

POV: You tried to do literally anything without your bitch of a sister.

I'M JUST FUCKING IMPRESSED BY THE CAMERA? AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF SNACKS?!

Damn, camera got things looking smoother than reality.

I feel this pain acutely.