Graham

@messele @Neccccy Man gravy?

@Neccccy I’m not sure I’d trust her to make gravy correctly at this stage

What role do you think Rayner will get under Burnham?

@Neccccy Could definitely get a role under him.

@Kristinartz Both. And black pepper

I need to settle a debate: Milk or butter in mashed potatoes? 🍠

@EssexPR @itvfootball Pointless buzzwords that she’s learnt on some course, not from a career. Managed at a much lower level. I can’t respect this.

Oh @itvfootball … no one wants this b*llocks 🤦🏻‍♂️

@ToxicGoonerHQ @FabrizioRomano Obsessed. Rent free.

@FabrizioRomano Is this the 'transformational summer' Eddie Howe was talking about? 😂 He’s literally just a Spanish Jacob Murphy. Standard mid-table signing for a mid-table club.

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have sent an official bid to Osasuna for Victor Muñoz as Spanish winger is a top target for #NUFC. Negotiations ongoing on both club and player side to try reach an agreement.

@NUFC Seriously?

Your Mags at Craven Cottage! ✊

@007Sutts Not as bad as Bill Leslie. Never shuts up. Just describe the action you annoying twat! 😂

Umm you think 🤔 Just gone 1-0 down in 96th minute with 2 to play in richest game in football! What a bell end

@MotherwellFC @ScottBurns75 His mum Marjory will be delighted

Nick Daws is moving into a new role as Head of Football at the club. In this newly created position, he will connect all football department staff across the club, from the first team to the academy, and will implement the club’s football strategy across all departments.

Street food? It’s a burger van mate. A burger van.

@ErinGrieve17 @dadbegg Thank you Erin. Been arguing this case for months and folk don’t seem to understand.

@dadbegg Aberdeen haven’t not won the League because we needed an example of someone else doing it! Hearts winning would put them financially miles ahead of us and create a huge gulf between three teams and the rest of the league. If a non Glasgow team wins it I want it to be Aberdeen!

For some reason can't reply to this post. If could, would ask Erin: Why? Surely, if Hearts were to take the title, it sets an example that others, including the Dons, should want to follow.

@AbzPodcast What does this mean?

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@NUFC Only explanation is he fancies a long holiday on his big pay off when he gets sacked.

UNITED 👊

@AberdeenFC Both Alfie’s next please.

A well-earned reward for a standout season 📝 Findlay Marshall has agreed a new deal with The Dons, keeping him at the Club until at least 2028. ✍️ bit.ly/4cikO1h

@SavMondo Very easy. Just forget you have a left hand and foot

How difficult is it to drive an automatic? I’m getting a courtesy car next week whilst mine is in for a service and it’s an automatic. I acted pure nonchalant about it because I don’t like to show signs of weakness but I’ve never actually driven an automatic before 😬

@FreeNwakali Or Mitov

Hahahahahaha those shitebags have excluded Yengi from the POTY list despite making 10 appearances and therefore meeting the criteria. Was so wanting to lead a campaign to rig it for him

@FreeNwakali Has to be Milanovic

@NewcastleFansTV Killer kilcline

I want you to name a Newcastle player you think people under 30 wouldn't know. First team or even reserves. I'll start it off with Fumaca.

@NUFCTalkRadio @CTAMagpie I’m an Aberdeen fan and dislike the rangers very much, also a toon fan, and have zero issue with this.

🚨With Newcastle players Yohan Wissa and Sean Neave liking Sunderland posts after the 2-1 humiliation on Sunday, Will Osula today has now been pictured in a Rangers shirt. This is so disrespectful to the club and poor choices from the players. #NUFC Thoughts?

@SavMondo I assume you mean the game? 😂

So I’ve slept on it and I’ve decided that that was a little bit embarrassing last night wasn’t it?

@SavMondo Fingers crossed it’s ’taxi for Sav’ in the morning then! Toon toon

If we win tonight, I will have to get a lift into work tomorrow because I’ll be in no fit state to drive 🥴