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You know how much class is required to rock a pocket watch, definitely not capable in this generation.

Drake calling out DJ Khaled for not speaking on Palestine is the energy the universe has requested.

Call me a bitch, but I don't want to see anything instant about y'all....🗣️ ENOUGH

This generation lining up for the Royal Pop AP watch is crazy, considering most of y'all wouldn't be able to properly tell time on an analog clock. I digress 😮‍💨😂

Make No Mistake, People Only Show Up When It's Something They Can Share ♟️

I hear the negativity, but Beyoncé definitely only went to the Met for Blue. That, in today's generation when parents aren't really parenting, speaks volumes.

No One Will Ever Ask ASAP Rocky Who Braids His Hair, I Promise You 🤣

The Adrien Broner Downfall Does Not Need To Be Televised. Thank You In Advance ✍🏾

All that Knicks talk, I promise you, y'all still don't have a championship in y'all's future this year, but enjoy. 😮‍💨

The level of parting with people, places, and things that no longer serve you in your 40s is straight elite and needs to be studied.

Big Bird Cheating on Megan Thee Stallion Goes Nuts, Everything That Glitters Isn't Always Gold.

At this point in time, I am absolutely convinced that New York City is treated like Squid Games, with politicians making decisions to see what social class will crash out first. On this episode of Surviving New York City.

Listening to Sexy Redd in the gym is definitely recommended. All I know is everything is busting pow pow pow 🔫

Popping On Ice Spice In A McDonald's Provides Zero Street Creditability, No Big Homie Status Can Possibly Be Obtained By Swing At Air And Stepping On Open Tables.

Jey USO Beating up Cameron Was Exactly What I Need To See This Year lmao 🤣

Olivia Miles definitely showed up to the WNBA draft looking like Arthur.

Since Gas Is Almost 5 dollars A gallon, Please don't invite me out to hang out with people you know I don't fuck with.

People are clearly in the industry of paying for pussy, unsign me up immediately.

I don't know how much wine the pastor, preacher, or chief was passing out this morning, but y'all are on the road like it's the Last Supper. Happy Easter! 🐰🐣

Desigated hate for the designated hitter ✍🏽