CHRIS 👍

I will be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that was me...

BREAKING NEWS: UK facing national piss shortage due to government taking it all!

islam, religion of peace...

🇬🇧🚨 SHOCKING: Starmer humiliated as new poll shows unprecedented collapse in support for the Labour Government. They are seen as 'incompetent', 'dishonest', and 'unsuccessful'. Elected on lies and hated in office, Starmer is a disaster. What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

Bob Monkhouse now cannot be aired 😂✋ What a absolute horrible world we now live in because of these woke creatures. Oh @BBCNews you really are a fucking embarrassment.

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@honeymoon250 Tea

Which one do you not drink ?

yes

Remember ?

18-year-old Melika Azizi has been executed by the Islamic Regime in Iran under the charge of being an "Enemy of God" (Moharebeh). She was violently arrested during the nationwide January protests in the city of Masal, Gilan Province of Iran, following her participation in protests against the Islamic Regime. Melika was held in Lakan Prison in Rasht, where she was subjected to physical abuse and denied contact with her family, who also faced pressure by the Islamic regime's security forces. Rest in Peace, Melika 🙏💔

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Support you’re local 🇬🇧butchers buy UK meat, Farmers are struggling up and down the country 🇬🇧

So that I get this straight: Muslims r*pe, murder, behead a British soldier in London in broad daylight, set ambulances on fire, threaten, march everywhere calling for Jihad while holding Isis and Al Qaeda flags, and openly talk about how they’re going to conquer all of Europe, and the world, while they massacre and wish to genocide all Jews and Christians…. But they’re the ones scared? Dear Sadiq… FUCK RIGHT OFF!!

Same results with the Islamic invasion.

I am totally okay with this!! You?

The stench of the cover up coming from Downing St over McSweeney's phone is getting more rotten by the hour. Who believes the phone was 'stolen'? Who believes the police were 'too busy' to investigate? This government are deep in the dirt and the whole country knows it.

YES

There, fixed it for you. You oompah lumpah

Rupert Lowe SAYS: "In a world filled with Lenny Henrys, be a John Cleese." DAMN RIGHT! 👏✌️🇬🇧