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To my Asian lady friend, so that how you'll doing this 😂😂?? facebook.com/584457761/post…

A drunk is staggering all over the parking lot looking for his car, with his key in his hand, and can't find it, and starts ranting and raving that someone stole his car...and this cop is walking the beat see's him... facebook.com/584457761/post…

I'm the oldest, and you? 😂 facebook.com/584457761/post…

A guy walked into a bar with a monkey. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them. Then he grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. He then jumped onto the pool table and grabbed one of the balls. To... facebook.com/584457761/post…

Not sure if I already offended somebody today. Just to make sure... 😂 facebook.com/584457761/post…

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.... facebook.com/584457761/post…

John owns a few stud horses and is visited by a strange customer. It's a midget with a speech disorder who says he wants to buy a horse. John asks the midget if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the... facebook.com/584457761/post…

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner,... facebook.com/584457761/post…

A bloke is walking the strip in Vegas when a fantastic looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much do you charge?" The hooker replies, "I start at $500 for a hand... facebook.com/olivier.nelis/…

Did I hear that correctly? A coke can size canister filled to 300 bar in the helmet... What could go wrong? Any thoughts? facebook.com/olivier.nelis/…

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Spoken as a true champion! facebook.com/olivier.nelis/…

Dont give a fuck who this offends but I stand by it : War is coming! You, the Government, now, in the past and most likely the future!! You're pussies! You've raised the cost of living so high, that both parents... facebook.com/584457761/post…