Carmichael “Cookies” Crosby

Da lingo start to sound like we talkin in code. I got a pure soul, I don’t do da hate…

@Philly_Mays wake up!

Dis Wild Avalanche game is must see TV man! Shit, retweet my mf tweet from last week

Phils are so back, let’s go on a run!

@ballknower111 @Phil_Lewis_ “Super hearing” is insane

@Phil_Lewis_ 😭😭😭😭 did bro so dirty lmao

the zoom in is brutal

@PeteBlackburn 42 fuckin saves from da goalie too? I mean cmon man dat shit don’t happen in regular season, no way!

@PeteBlackburn Man playoff hockey may be da one sport dat actually becomes a different sport in da playoffs! Electric goal and ELECTRIC stick toss! Let’s go mammoth!

The stick toss directly toward the camera is absolute cinema

First season fully locking in on da Phillies and we can our manager😭😭 can’t make dis shit up man!!!

@BryceLottos Yes. I’d be thrilled (and I mean callin my momma THRILLED) wit a ground out to third in 100 pitches

Is this the dumbest fucking question ever asked?

@ballknower111 @IvCause74984

@IvCause74984 Love hearing me some Dicey thoughts

So liberals don’t like Israel, so why wouldn’t they think Hitler lowkey had a point? Idk, just thinking out loud

And just like that Jeremiyah Love becomes undraftable in Fantasy. I’m sick to my stomach.

Go cards go!

Trade everyone

@Savageboston @ProFootballTalk Free him! Mfs forgetting bout dat rookie year man. NO respect

The Jaguars may be trying to move into the bottom of the first round tonight, and they’re using Brian Thomas Jr as the trade bait. per: @ProFootballTalk “As the draft approaches, we’re told that the Jaguars may be trying to lay the foundation for a potential trade into the bottom of round one. The potential bait could include receiver Brian Thomas Jr.” 👀

@JustinThind @SpartanTailgate @247SportsPortal @ebosshoops @TravisBranham_ SO back.

BREAKING: #MichiganState has landed transfer portal center Anton Bonke from Charlotte. The 7-foot-2, 270lb transfer totaled 10.6 PPG, 8.3 RPG, 1.5 BPG & 34% from 3PT in 25 MPG. MSU beat out #Kansas and several others. More (FREE): 247sports.com/college/michig…

Was a week early on Matty Fitz, my bad yall

Sunny day before bad weather is HORRIBLE luck. Every doc/video u ever seen starts wit “it was a beautiful day” den hell breaks loose. Early predict from Cookies!

@PhilliesJake @OldTakesExposed

Luzardo is due for a shutdown start tonight, the expected stats are too good for his era to be 6