Johnny

She’s a 10 but she’s from Alabama and is explaining you can tell whether the raccoon or possum population in the area is greater by the roadkill 💀

A 6 hour flight and still inside the US is insane

Putting on pants you haven’t worn in forever and finding money is the best feeling in the world

Missed opportunity to have Sydney Sweeney and Godzilla give each other a head nod

How do we get Rakuten to partner with MFC?

Pornhub confuses me cause the very attractive woman across the street insisted I come over cause she has a plumbing issue and all that happened was I fixed her sink

@xoxoitslo Oh I mean when she’s straight up no where near the keyboard or has her fingers otherwise busy and “she’s” still typing 😂

@GoJohnnyGo_ Not defending this but occasionally when stream is slow I will reply to OF messages in another tab while online! Don’t know the context of this post but something to also look for the signs of

Dawg, if you’re gonna use chatters at least hire a company that isn’t dumb enough to respond to messages in real time while you’re streaming

When her socials are very obviously now run by an agency

Class action lawsuit against Reese’s for me not being at 10% body fat

When the first iced coffee of summer hits

Pour one out for all the MFC boys who have to be up at 3AM tonight 🫡

@vheidiv a few in chat changes on the member side prompting you to leave the room you're in to check out other models, especially new ones. it's all worded like whoever's running the site now handed it over to chatgpt

@GoJohnnyGo_ What changes have you seen? I am not observant it seems

All the weird changes MFC has been making makes me pretty confident an AI model will be #1 by mid 2028

If Wendy’s bad, why smell good?

Hot take: high 5 digit and 6 digit public tips are almost always more about the male ego and showing off than about supporting the model

@Ivy_Gracexx "We see you enjoy boobs, have you tried these other 2000 models with boobs?"

@Dalek2015 yes including one last night that was pointed out where keywords in our topics are clickable & show a list of other models both online/offline with those words

I feel like the majority of these new MFC features seemed more geared towards guys getting off to their kinks & less about the relationships/community I’d say the majority of mfc members (esp big spenders!) are looking for on MFC 🤦🏼‍♀️

Told my nephew the only limits are the ones he puts on himself and he can do anything. His verbatim response: “ok uncle fortune cookie” So I will never be speaking again

@IamBrizzyMFC I was just in it for the love of the game but who I am to stop you from paying me 30k each way for the privilege, nay the honor of carrying me around. Transfer the tokens at your earliest convenience

@GoJohnnyGo_ 30,000 tokens each way.

ISO muscle mommy to give me piggy back rides to the beach