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Feeding time. I had sushi. Frank is now in quest of food.

I set here watching squiggly lines dance across the screens in front of me and I think, "my truck's engine is blown, why can't I get blown"

Finally woke and waiting for my ride to clinicals. Wrote yesterday off after CPD pointed out my expired tags. I tipped a mere $118. Yeah me

@kfdfiremedic70 Yoda you have become. Hhhhmmmmm

@kfdfiremedic70 better than the Penis Coladas song

Waking up. Time for shit,shower,shave. Excited about buying a replacement for my beater. Why do dogs insist on being petted while I poop?

The Universe has released a cluster fuck bomb on CCEMS. We have crews spliting like atoms and bouncing to the cardinal point!

The war continues. Frank's key are MIA, possibly POW. Ryan's woman has gone insane. And I am only allowed to have electricity in my kitchen!

Said goodbye to my S10. Hopefully the Aztec last a couple years.

Paint...damn my back hurts...Good news is they are putting the flooring down. Bad news is still no power to the rest of my house.

Long day already. Back is in knots from a day of moving furniture and scraping floors. Got work up cause my sick call wasn't heard. Pills!

First night back in our home. Workers won't turn power on to the main part of the house, only the kitchen. Red Roof here we come!

24 hours on only 2 hours sleep. I am zombie tard........

I HAVE ELECTRICITY!!! Take that Universe! In your face...er...whatever.

Oak isn't what it used to be. Oak Express first sends me a table with a cracked top. Today they tried to send me one with a cracked base.

Blackberry died again. Chucked the bitch and bought an iPhone. Long live Apple!

Introduced Frank to the joys of Spam. Mmmmm. Fried Spam.

@kfdfiremedic70 Ich auch!

"Look they are selling Micheal Jackson stuff. I'm glad it's the African-American one and not the white one." Madison my 13 year old

Trapped in IHOP by rain. Old people and coffee. God I hate mornings.