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🚨🎙️| Joelinton on Barcelona midfield: “You try to press one, the ball is already with the other. You keep pressing, then it’s gone again. After a while you’re just running… you’re not even sure who you’re chasing anymore.”

🚨🎙️ Wayne Rooney: “Seeing what Lamine Yamal is doing against Premier League clubs makes me think Sir Alex Ferguson was wrong about Messi not being able to do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke. I think we’re lucky Messi never came to the Premier League —he would’ve turned this league into a farmers league.”

🎙️ Reporter: How did it feel to score your 900th goal tonight? 🚨🗣️ Lionel Messi: “900th? I didn’t even know… I’m just happy to score and help my team. It’s a shame we got eliminated, but we’ll bounce back stronger in the games ahead.”

🚨CRAZY STAT| Lionel Messi has scored more goals than Chelsea football club and Atletico Madrid since his career debut 😳🐐

🚨🎙️| Raphinha on today’s victory against Newcastle United: “We heard the comments from Premier League fans after our draw at St James’ Park. Well, this is Camp Nou, not everyone survives here.”

🚨Eddie Howe in tears after Hansi Flick’s Barça hit their 7th goal against his side.

Jamie Carragher 🎙️ “Ronald Araújo might just be the worst player to ever wear a Barcelona shirt. I question his decision-making every time I watch him. I wasn’t a great defender myself, but he makes me look world-class.”

🚨 BREAKING: Bayern Munich, Juventus, and Atlético Madrid have reportedly formed an alliance and submitted a joint petition to UEFA over controversial decisions in their UCL clashes vs Real Madrid. If the appeal is upheld, Madrid could be stripped of three Champions League titles. More updates to follow… 👀🔥

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🚨📲|Sadio mane via IG: “ The world knows the true champions 🏆🇸🇳”

🚨BREAKING: A Chelsea fan tried to leave the stadium after PSG scored twice in the first 15 minutes, stewards stopped him and made him sit down to watch his beloved club get cooked.

💣🚨 | Alessandro Bastoni has approved a potential move to Barcelona.Despite interest from several top European clubs, including Real Madrid, Barça remains his top choice.The deal now depends on Barcelona triggering his €50M release clause at Inter. [@MatteMoretto]

🚨 BREAKING: UEFA have rejected Chelsea’s request to forfeit the second leg against PSG after their 5–2 first-leg defeat. The Blues reportedly wanted to avoid another humiliation at Stamford Bridge, but UEFA made it clear: the game must be played. No hiding. …..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

🎙️ Reporter: “Do you believe you can pull off a remontada against Real Madrid at the Etihad?” 🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola: “I don’t have Lionel Messi in my team, so I can’t guarantee a comeback. But I’ll do my best and leave the rest to God.” …..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

🚨BREAKING: Thiago Messi, son of Lionel Messi, has made history by scoring 11 goals in a single match against Atlanta United’s youth side. the first teenager ever to do it. The legacy continues 🤩🔥

🚨🗣️| Hansi flick’s reaction to Joao cancelo performance vs Sevilla.

🚨LEAKED FOOTAGE OF FERRAN TORRES BALLOT PAPER.🥹🗳️

🚨 BREAKING: Ferran Torres’ vote in the Barça presidential election was rejected after he stamped his ballot between the candidates’ boxes. Electoral officers couldn’t determine who he actually voted for. 🗳️😭

🚨🗣️ Max Dowman: “Lionel Messi has always been my idol growing up. For me, he’s the greatest of all time. My mum always tells me that when I was a baby, if I started crying, she’d just hand me a Messi card or kit and I’d calm down immediately.” 🐐

🚨 BREAKING: Marc-André ter Stegen showed up fully dressed and ready to vote… only to discover his name wasn’t even on the electoral register. 😳🗳️