Matt

Play with me! instagram.com/p/i2neeXu08N/

@sparkyonenine Yah, the fact that there's a story about a trans girl totally justifies your weird bigotry/fear... My bad. #morons

The problem with dudebros: "Rape joke. Wanna work out? Check out that girls (insert part of anatomy). You're gay. Who's Putin?" The end.

@sparkyonenine @DonGeronimoShow Haha! Transmisogyny joke FTW! In my small brain things that are different should be mocked. Very witty.

Is there a way to get congress to vote to defund my awful CEO?

In the early 90s I used to help deliver van loads of phone books on summer vacation. I thought I could make a career of it.

@DonGeronimoShow Good for her! Hope this becomes non-news worthy someday.

@jpe33180 No.

Does Rand Paul wear sunglasses the couple hours day he's not on TV? Weird constant sunglasses tan line.

Darrel Issa talking about reaching across the aisle and bipartisan cooperation is stomach turning. #foxnews

Is this @JudgeJeanine show an actual thing? Why did no one tell me of this most awful/awesome conservative propaganda?!?!? #cantlookaway

92% on my secret shopper score, which is an A. In grocery land however you have to take how to be more perky class, or whatever the fuck.

Faux News, pizza, and strange noises. The perfect beginning to a horror movie. #foxnews #thehorror

I hope they protest him into resigning... #Petraeus #warcriminal dissenter.firedoglake.com/2013/09/21/cun…”

There's no such thing as "it was just a joke" when it comes to telling someone you hope they get raped. #rapeculture

Rape isn't ever a joke. RT "@fuckboykev: @RaquelEvita I DONT ENDORSE RAPE IT WAS A JOKE GO TELL THAT TO THE OTHER 20 PEOPLE THAT RTD IT"

Your employees are the life blood of your business, not the enemy to abuse underpay and cheat out of benefits #p2 #tcot

I'm going to deny food and healthcare to my dogs until the Gov. votes to defund the military. #dumbideas #SNAP #obamacare #tcot

Thank Jeebus my dogs bark at motorcycles that drive by the house at any hour.