CMDR Goatie ☕️🚀🚛

98 hours of just derping around and exploring instead of PTFOing in Death Stranding 2 over the last 8 days... no, I'm not addicted *whistles* Also caught my first little grumpy white fella to end todays session

It's happening, last part of the preload is finishing up and then I'll disappear for the next couple of days.. perhaps weeks

@joeybtoonz This gentleman clearly doesn't know how the internet works. When it's here, it never disappears. Even his little squib. Nothing escapes the deep storage

There's no coming back from this...

Haven't had a meatlovers pizza in a while, my kebab pusher knew that, so he threw on some extra bacon and ham. Fat goat is getting fatter and about to go into a food coma...

That moment you pass by Grand View University in Des Moines, IA in #ATS and wonder why there's a Danish flag so you look it up and end up reading a bunch of articles on Danish historic settlement in the US and almost don't finish the job you were doing in game...

Haven't been back to California in #ATS since they did the map rework quite a while back, so had to swing over and haul this little mower from Yuma to Modesto while doing a bit of sightseeing on the way in the first truck I bought on this career save

That moment when you get kidnapped by space ninjas and defeat them with the power of farts... the human imagination never fails

Start watching a movie, titles say "based on a true story".... everything is fiction. Oh don't worry Ms Holly, I knew. Your lies are well known over here *laughs in european noir*

Nah sorry, not dead yet. I've just been busy with being swallowed up by Enshrouded the last few weeks. Current project: unlock more building blocks so I can take over a ruined settlement and rebuild it to its former glory

Best pizza place in town gets shut down because of tax fraud, old boss gone. Another company opens up, exact same employees as before, quality gets worse and prizes get higher. I'm eating half-raw dough right now... I want a time machine

Was messing around with my new mouse trying out its bluetooth connection when a random nearby device appears. It's.. it's a umm, bathroom scale?! Why the heck would a bathroom scale have bluetooth?

For context: I've spent almost 60 hours on the game the past 2 weeks and I find the gameplay and stories interesting. Sure, there's some annoying and "cringe" story/character moments, but it all comes together to create an interesting experience as a game

Still not sure what the OMGBBQ+ crew got against the Hogwarts Legacy game as there's a shit-ton of stuff to please them like "minorities" everywhere, gay stuff and the main character being called they/them no matter what gender you choose. What am I missing?

Just emptied my mailbox and now have a coupon for "AI skin analysis and care"... seriously, can no company survive these days without pushing all this shitty AI crap in our faces? If your company even advertise fake AI you've lost my interest. Get buried, you fuck

Oh my, these entries are juicy... local enforcement are gonna love these. Ready to turn yourself in or let us do it?

Oh no, we got a few more... plus a lovely db

Just lured two 2 BS preds into a trap... Sorry/Not sorry

OK not endless.. my synth mats are low, but I still got plenty more ;)

I suck at PVP in any game, but in #EliteDangerous, if I annoy a Jerome vette enough for him to leave in my Cobra 5 and finish the instance.. do I did good as pvp troll? *giggles in endless synth bullets*

@jennywisegames Right? These "surprise" plushies really are awesome. I for sure love this fella because it's way bigger than the others from the other DLCs

@Goatie I'm obsessed with this thing lol. Just earned mine!

Found a new driving buddy while #CruisingLouisiana in #ATS and he's chonky :D Forgot to take pictures when I went to the Jungle Gardens on Avery Island last night to say hello to the gators.. need to go visit again