Zae

My body is nothing more than a vessel for pasta and crippling depression.

@Braiiiid He is so in chat

You guys think she likes me?

@Braiiiid It's a vibe thing

Never ceases to make me laugh that 2 separate groups of black friends call me black despite being paler than a ghost in a snowstorm.

Me asking the new girl for a piece of gum: Her: you want a new piece or should I just spit this one in your mouth? Me: *visibly stunned* One of my black coworkers: “DAMN I DIDNT KNOW A BLACK MAN COULD BLUSH LIKE THAT” Her: *visibly stunned*

@Braiiiid Boy, pussy, marriage, it's gonna be an interesting year I see

Penis, crabs, butter…I hope the crabs and butter are related and not the penis and crabs.

@NamelessMTG @Tacobellpiglet We Ob players did nothing wrong!

@Tacobellpiglet Considering you play Ob and Sissay. Yes!

There are some commanders out there. I’m immediately gas lighting and grieving when they sit down at a table with me. Giving my public apology now if you play one of those decks… I would call some decks out but don’t want to be flamed by their pilots but they know who they are

@Braiiiid Fuck Kennedy and Trump, Clinton is the safe bet, idk if your classmates are cool enough for the Obama speech

I’m being bullied into running for class president by my classmates and I can’t decide if I should do a Clinton, Obama, Kennedy or tr*mp impressions during my speech. Only reason *it* is being considered is cuz I live in a red state.

@Braiiiid His neurotypical ass doesn't get it

@GoblinZae That’s why I love u zae. U just get me in ways squirtz doesn’t.

The last one is one of the reasons I didn’t off myself right behind my mom and my dog.

@bleubunny26 Demon hours 😈

Glad to be back to my regularly scheduled programming 💋

@Braiiiid You're so hot when you "looks both ways" count

So if we both have autism, that’s peak autism(1) the act of kissing represents multiplication of our autism (autism squared) so if we kiss at autism peak we’d be at peak volumetric autism…math is one of my tisms

my doctor prescribed “kissing a pretty girl all over her face until she’s smiling & giggling uncontrollably” to cure all my ailments

@Braiiiid I'm vibing now compared to this weekend

@GoblinZae My mood has drastically improved since I woke up but I am willing to be sad with you if you need me

Guys I’m sad and idk y

sometimes an angel will visit u in the form of a girl with big brown eyes

@Braiiiid I'll get a plane ticket, we can go together

Today’s feels like a great day to blow my shit smooth off tbh brb

@Braiiiid I'm pulling up, I'll air the whole state out

Pretty sure I just got shot at omw to work…again

@Braiiiid Mouth game strong on this side

ADHD remains undefeated. Wasn’t as hard as a cherry stem but def stabbed the sides of my mouth more.

self sabotaging but being aware of it

@Braiiiid I raise you leg day supremacy

I will no longer be buying into the propaganda spewed by big Chest/Arms. Shoulder day is the best gym day and you can’t change my mind

@Braiiiid This might be recorded time for the disappointment

See yall in hockey season

The Juice Boys making big waves