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If you squeeze my head hard enough, my eye balls will bulge out in different directions...

"Can you explain this hole in your resume?" "Oh yeah... I got a little hungry..."

@AlZeGobbo No but I think it would work

@GoblinsNews Is this your usual pickup line, when approaching orc tomboys?

Goblin Snooze: *curls up in your lap* zzzZzzzZzzzZzzz...

@countrygobboVT Have fun over there Country 💚

Just to remind everyone for about a week there will be no streams. Heading off to Disney and Universal with the family! I’ll see you guys soon!

Goblins will see this and be like: "Hell Yeah!" 💚 #Goblin #Goblins

@VelnariV @jacksfatboner I shall o7

@jacksfatboner @GoblinsNews can u report from the Goblin Village so everyone is aware of when greg arrives 😟

evacuating myself, my friends and my family as we speak

@ickymickey_art Ok well you can get one leg and I'll get the other.

@GoblinsNews We're gonna have to make like a goblin twist, cus uhh, there's 2 of us here.. Gn goblin news 😴

@AlZeGobbo @gaythingthing @gregthesorcerer It's a lot.

@gaythingthing @gregthesorcerer You seem to fantasize about male-only goblins from Goblin Slayer. I, however, appreciate ones akin to World of Warcraft/Dungeons & Dragons variety. Lots of pretty lassies to make families with.😏 Ask @GoblinsNews how many of his sisters I've married😊

My horny ass can’t be trusted in the goblin village

Goblin News: A goblin named 'Cobblestone' has reportedly lost a total of 250 gold coins after being told that an Orc woman would "totally kiss him" if he gave her the money.

@Goblinfia This is what we, in the goblin community, refer to as a 'Huge W'

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@gregthesorcerer Greg you're scaring me

@AlZeGobbo No... it was just a random horse

@GoblinsNews Is it your horse now? You ride it now or what?

@AlZeGobbo What?! It was a hungry horse! Carrots don't come cheap round these parts!

@GoblinsNews Your financial decisions astonish me...

@AlZeGobbo Oh no I lost all that on a horse...

@GoblinsNews Stealing? Are you sure? I certainly remember giving you a similar sum as allowance to buy some food and clothes🤔

@AlZeGobbo 1. Probably 2. Thanks 3. Stealing

@GoblinsNews Bet he was scammed by other gobbos. Shame on them. Don't worry, you'll find your orc tomboy wife one day. Wait, how'd you got 250 gold in a first place?