Fred Rewey

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Fred Rewey

@GodFadr

Still waiting for my flying car. Don't leave your bacon unattended around me!

Everywhere Katılım Ağustos 2008
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I'm trying to avoid late-night snacking...so how early can you snack?
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I don’t feel like @tacobell taking Nacho Bell Grande off the ‘combo’ really elevated the Taco Bell experience.
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PSA: Car displays are confusing these days, just for the record, someone may have driven 3 miles in a rental car thinking they were listening to 'Emergency Brake On.' #NotMeForTheRecord
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I met some new people at a cigar event lately and they asked me to meet them at the gym. I don't think this is going to work out. #SorryNotSorry
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The least-used app on my phone is... my phone.
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Home alone Day 11. The normal 'Monday' routine seems off. I'm pretty sure it was wash sheets, water plants, and cook a prime rib for lunch. #YouAreNotTheBossOfMe
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Day 10 with Tracy gone. The house is now a system of pillow and blanket forts. I have a main living area, a game room, and a snack corridor. My morale remains high. Standards are not.
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What was the name of the game when you saw this on a road trip? There is only one right answer :) 
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I tried to keep it healthy at the store, but then I blacked out and bought broccoli. Not proud of it.
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I’m in the middle of a health negotiation. Applewood bacon is vegan now, right? I feel like that got approved.
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I just got a notification reminding me to drink water, and it wasn’t from a doctor or a fitness app. It came from my tech ring. The same device that decided I’m not capable of basic survival without supervision.
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Chef Spidey 🤺🥃“THE GUY!”
Hey Sean , your dad tells me you like cheese ..so I thought I’d send you a video of my office . If you’re ever in Ottawa Canada I will let you eat all the free cheese you want . . Your cheese buddy Jeff @Brian1890violin
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