GOD

The rebirth of #Buffalo. My Toronto Star blog getting a TON of coverage. Thanks, folks. on.thestar.com/1mc84XX @BuffaloNiagara #buffalove

As One has told @Gawker, One does not need to buy the #RobFord photos. One was there! The problem with omnipotence.

One is feeling in a creation kind of mind today! Perhaps a few new planets or suns is in order!

@kcstfu Time to get back to the best part of being God, creating babies!

@kcstfu Feeling under the weather! Black Holes will do that to a deity!

Good assistants are hard to find. That's what you get when an elf is your intern! RT @kcstfu: @GodTheDevine well that was a very slow reply✋

RT @GodTheDevine: My pleasure! I mean that!!! RT @AUNTCECILIA: @GodTheDevine Love the creation thing. And thanks for the family.

Hmmm! That's a big favour to ask! RT @kcstfu: @GodTheDevine eternity

Judas, don't talk to Him, that's His time out cross! @Jesus

@Helen_Jadejaxox Anyone who believes aliens are real is OK with us up here! I give you 3 extra months! Enjoy them!

One welcomes a true legend: Rubin "Hurricane" Carter dies at 76

What's with all the rabbit poop on My cloud!

Jesus! Get down from there right this minute!

Sometimes One just has to forsake you! Particularly if you are a putz. You gettin' this @Putin?

That solves the mystery of My missing piano! The Russians stole it! #Sochi #Olympics

Mother Teresa is going crazy! She had money on the Canadian women in hockey! #Olympics #Sochi #Canada #Hockey

.@Satan & I will not be available to receive new souls for a while. We are watching the #Olympics hockey. Good luck to all and be safe!

Philip Seymour Hoffman taken too soon. His struggles are now over. #RIP

.@JustinBieber? Nope, nobody up here wants him. But one does know a good home for him! One thinks @Satan is still a #Belieber.

.@BiblesNewHope: We can walk on water, if we choose to believe,