Kwabena Chelsea 💙

Yep, the name is 'God_of_Mates' because I am on track to make a dent in the chess world. DM if you're interested in playing a few games. While you're here, you could give me a follow for a follow back.

Is your data being “fished”? Phishing attacks are smarter in 2026, don’t get caught.

I can watch this all day long.

She literally explained why you must keep going.

worms in your stomach when they realize it’s postinor 2 and not wormplex 400

I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. a week later she got hit by a bus. Guess who's dying to see me?

Ladies of Gold 🪙🤍🖤

@Alhaji_dubaa @africatodayMG 🤣🤣

@God_of_Mates @africatodayMG Kwasia

A young Ugandan woman by name Fortunate Kyarikunda has been SENTENCED TO 6 Years in prison for refusing to marry a buisness man that sponsored her in school since 2015 . They started dating in 2015 , in 2018 they had an agreement that they’ll marry and the man decided to sponsor everything about her. In 2026 the woman SAID NO to his proposal and the man took the matter to Court. After presenting evidence beyond reasonable doubt, the Rukungiri District court found the young woman guilty and sentenced her to 6 YEARS IN PRISON. Evidence showed that the man has been taking care of her for 11 years till she graduated.

@nyavorx Wow, some parts of Nigeria look neat. Wow. I thought it was a messy crime scene... They have marker lines too. Wow

The Nigerian lady who referred to Ghanaians as "being slow" and that we wait for traffic lights to turn green before moving didn't lie. This is a traffic situation in Nigeria. 🇳🇬

When you randomly called to principal office and see your homies already standing there 😭

Thai ads are hilarious

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

When you finally realize consequences!

Çocukların evde neler yaparak başlarını belaya sokabileceklerine, inanamazsınız..🤦🏻‍♂️

It's 6 a.m, you wake up to the sound of the rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

@256Rootyherman 😂

1. Switch off data 2. Send her messages via WhatsApp 3. “Honey, your MM number please” 4. Be off whole day 5. Data on, messages sent 6. Share yo screenshot (time stamp),accuse her of not responding in time yet u had her money 🥹 7. Tell her next time better

@JeffCFC1905 @shopManeFix @KooNti10 I was 6😭

@shopManeFix @KooNti10 You weren’t on earth in 2006😂 I was 5

I think we've found a winner.

Grandpa wanted to risk it all🤣🤣🤣

He plays for "Ass-Anal'

Lost my homie last year… 💔 Today I saw his girl celebrating 3 year anniversary with another guy. I'm learning life 💔