Godwin Asuquo

@theMbuotidem @SirLeoBDasilva You have to apologize to the movers community

@SirLeoBDasilva Just say I'm sorry, then move on 😂😂

@tejab312 @0xlelouch_ @ConsciousRide @grok You are correct, dude just wants engagement

@0xlelouch_ @ConsciousRide @grok How does generating Key at the backend would resolve this issue? For server the two back-to-back requests are just 2 different requests, obviously the key generated will be different. Am I missing something here..?

Your payment API sometimes gets called twice due to network issues, charging customers double. How will you make it idempotent? Discuss exact steps! [Real bug in production at Shopify]

@Sam_Manphillia @ZaidIbn223 @yaygha “School of beggars” as if it doesn’t exist lol do your research

@ZaidIbn223 @yaygha These are the inner cities and future development areas. Each will have a standard police station, a school of beggars, a begging office and 3 begging outlets. Those who refuse to give will be arrested immediately and sentenced at the police station. 🤝

- Official name: Federal Republic of Abegistan - Demonyns: Abegistani, Begistani - Capital: Begoria - Largest City: Beggingham - Currency: Petition Pound - Subunits: Pleabits - Major Cities: Pleadlands, Giveawayton, Beghaven, Pleadborough, Helperpolis - Key Ministries: Ministry of Appeals & Divine Favours, Ministry of Humanitarian Grace, Ministry of Connections & Assistance, Ministry of Online Sympathy & Crowdfunding

@Bernard_121 @Samuelobiora77 @web5empire @Xavier_3102010 @General_Somto If that account is not a bot 😂

@Samuelobiora77 @web5empire @Xavier_3102010 @General_Somto So the water doesn't like cameras but if you pay money then the water will like cameras?

“I Had The Worst And Most Disappointing First Impression Of Lagos. Beaches In Lagos Feel Like Extortion.”- Czechia Travel Blogger, Davud Akhundzada, On His First Visit To Lagos, Nigeria

@JosonCernel @yagadigital context, when Nigerians say “witch hunting” it refers to picking on an individual, frustrating them terribly for no just cause by any means necessary. It doesn’t refer to literal witch hunt

@yagadigital If witch hunting and power intoxication are wrong, then I don't want to be right!

Nigerians are the most eloquent people on earth

@AkwaCrossSpace Abi steps to the wind

@AkwaCrossSpace My steps are breezy

@luke_pighetti Oh no!

nothing has scared me away from trimming the beard like asking ChatGPT to render me with long stubble

At fluttercon I contributed my token of pressure 😂 by asking the flutter team if they could tell us how soon this will happen. Glad it’s finally coming

@luke_pighetti 🙌🏻

where’s my $300k PM role

@dat_taadiboy @Phatbabeluuu

@Phatbabeluuu How bad is it in Nigeria?

“Welcome to meadows luxury apartments located in the heart of Lekki ”😂😂

@Tarahenzz @SylphAme @Nemyeskor 😂😂😂

Akwa-Ibom why???? 😭😭😭😭 @SylphAme @Nemyeskor come and see your village people, I need a translator, I don't speak this language, but I have a feeling something is wrong with the lyrics, and why is her husband shining his teeth, that Unen part too sweet am😒

Was an amazing experience at Fluttercon USA #flcon25usa #droidconnyc

What’s happening??!

@BeingEreSilva @Playl0va @rusticfunmi Longest or not, these states deserve to have functioning sea ports

@Playl0va @rusticfunmi No it's not. Bayelsa is. It has the longest coastline and is also farthest south. Check your map again

Most coastal states in Nigeria are intentionally kept underdeveloped in order to maintain Lagos monopoly.

@laspalmascom @doompatrool @therealbelano @iamKemorahouse I don’t give an f about buses in Lagos or any state in Nigeria, we are all together way behind when it comes to modern transport. I only came here because you talk about good road network. You have an overpopulation problem and a terrible road network, worry about that!

@Godilite @doompatrool @therealbelano @iamKemorahouse And trying to fix the road is something we should just abandon altogether. Have you seen BRT buses schemes in any SE states? Una be animals there? You don't deserve such over there ?

I’m sorry, but if we see this kind bus for Uyo, we no Dey enter 😂

@laspalmascom @doompatrool @therealbelano @iamKemorahouse You are buttressing my point! You don’t already have a good road network hence while fixing one road you can’t afford an alternate route sufficient enough to decongest traffic. Its not a flex man relax

@Godilite @doompatrool @therealbelano @iamKemorahouse You're right D govt should have made sure there's a way to fix the road in one midnight, or build alternate routes in the sky or underground before commencing the repair work on the bridge. Sorry they should just have let the road collapse before fixing it What do you think?

@laspalmascom @doompatrool @therealbelano @iamKemorahouse Just came here to say you closed one bridge and traffic went on a standstill for a day doesn’t speak good about your road network in Lagos.

@doompatrool @therealbelano @iamKemorahouse You don't have BRT buses in the same Lagos? Na ur papa get those ones A deep luk will reveal that u are actually frm a state dat doesn't even have adequate road networks to allow for a scheme like d BRT buses It's just so easy to focus on Lagos. Na Lagos dey make una dick rise

@aproko_doctor Damn

Nkechi, if your lash tech is flashing UV light near your eye, RUN!

@ani_danielson What I mean here is in terms of spelling, not in name origin.

@Godilite Should be an Ibibio name

See First Class nau😫😫 I'm seeing the name in number 6 for the first time, please what's the meaning??🙂