God's phone number - (555) 555-¹/¹³⁷ ⚛️

🚨HUGE UPDATE: Turns out that Chris, Paige and Deyanna Ostroushko will ALL be facing federal charges for assaulting me. It was initially reported that only 2 of the 3 would be facing charges, however, Acting AG Todd Blanche, has just announced that ALL THREE were indicted and will be facing charges. Thank you to the DOJ and FBI for doing everything they can to ensure that justice is fully served in this case. I am incredibly grateful to see our justice system at work.

Lesbians are biological women. Adult human females, who are romantically and sexually attracted to other biological women. That’s it. Full stop. We are not “queer.” We are not part of some vague umbrella that includes men who identify as women. We are not attracted to “gender identity,” autogynephilic fantasies, or anyone with a penis. Lesbians do not date, sleep with or validate men in dresses, no matter how they identify or what pronouns they demand. This isn’t hate. This is basic biology and same sex attraction. Real lesbians have always been same sex attracted. They’ve fought for decades to be recognized as women who love women. Not as a subset of “LGBTQ+” that gets erased the moment it becomes inconvenient. Today, actual lesbians are being told we’re bigots for refusing to accept the opposite sex into our dating pools, our spaces, and our identity. No, fuck that. Enough. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

IF YOUR RELIGION PROHIBITS EATING BACON, BUT EXCUSES THE GANG RAPE OF TEENAGE GIRLS, IT DESERVES TO BE STAMPED OUT OF EXISTENCE.

“Mrs. Kimmel, you have a glow like an expectant widow.”

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

That moment in history when America took a wrong turn to Hell.

How did I miss 9 World Wars?

I love this. 👇 To the person who wrote this, thank you for sharing what so many of us think of our President.♥️🇺🇸 Mr. President, ⠀ I don’t know if you’ll ever read this. Probably not. But I’m writing it anyway because my wife and I talk about this all the time, and somebody needs to say it out loud. ⠀ We can’t wait for the day you’re no longer President. ⠀ Not because we’re tired of you. The opposite. Because you deserve to go home. You deserve quiet mornings. You deserve to sit on your own porch without the weight of 330 million people sitting on your shoulders. You deserve your family back. You deserve peace. ⠀ You didn’t have to do any of this. ⠀ You had the money. You had the name. You had the life most men only dream about. You could’ve spent the rest of your days golfing, traveling, watching your grandkids grow up. ⠀ Instead you stepped into a fire that nearly cost you everything. ⠀ They mocked you. They sued you. They raided your home. They tried to bankrupt you. They tried to lock you up. They dragged your wife and kids through the mud. They put a bullet through your ear and you got up with your fist in the air and kept going. ⠀ For what? ⠀ For us. Regular people. Truck drivers. Welders. Waitresses. Roughnecks. Farmers. Single moms working two jobs. Grandparents on a fixed income watching the country they built get handed away. ⠀ You didn’t owe us a thing. And you gave us everything. ⠀ You risked your name. Your legacy. Your safety. Your family’s safety. Your brand. Your freedom. All of it. So this country could have one more shot at being what it was supposed to be. ⠀ And the truth nobody wants to admit? ⠀ We didn’t deserve a President like you. ⠀ A nation this divided, this ungrateful, this asleep at the wheel didn’t earn a man willing to bleed for it. But God sent you anyway. And I’ll thank Him for that until the day I die. 🙏 ⠀ So when the day finally comes that you walk away from that desk, I hope you sleep good. I hope your wife laughs again without looking over her shoulder. I hope your kids breathe easy. I hope you golf till the sun goes down and nobody bothers you for nothing. ⠀ You earned every bit of it. ⠀ Thank you, Mr. President. From a truck driver in Texas who prays for you often. ⠀ God bless you. God bless your family. And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸

@greg16676935420 Somalies vs aliens

What do you think World War 11 will be fought over?

I just emailed ABC to demand that they fire Jimmy Kimmell, please do the same. Please repost this.

Hey, @McDonalds, you’re getting boycotted for being a top advertiser during the Jimmy Kimmel Live Show by everyone who believes ABC should fire him for his disgraceful behavior towards our President and First Lady.

We’ve all made jokes at Jimmy Kimmel’s expense. But Mr. Kimmel is a fellow artist, and I am in fact heartbroken to see the way he has been treated. I believe he is, in his heart of hearts, a good and decent fellow, devoid of malice and hate. Just kidding, Jimbo. Eat shit.

Hey @jimmykimmel Molly has the glow of an expectant widow. Hits a little different when it’s aimed at your own family, doesn’t it? Scumbag.

Our family will not turn to ABC for any reason until Jimmy Kimmel is fired. And we will not support your advertisers. He is manic, violent, and deranged. And to Advertisers. If Jimmy Kimmel represents your brand then we will keep our money. But we will not view your ads on ABC.

What is a bigger problem

"The Obamas may be the most dysfunctional family in America." Citizen Journalist Nick Shirley's latest podcast and video are going viral after he managed to get Malia Obama to admit that her parents aren't really her parents at all. "She had no idea who I was," said Shirley, "After a few drinks and some small talk, she started confiding in me about how hard it was to grow up living a lie." Over the next several days, Malia confided in her new friend about her mother's transition, her sister Sasha bailing out of the family at 19 and never coming back, and her father's Grindr account.

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots. When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times. And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

Fire Jimmy Kimmel. Pass it on.

As a @Disney/ABC shareholder, I demand the immediate firing of @jimmykimmel and that bloated hog @AnnaNavarro

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired. @ABC and @Disney are tagged.