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@bf_crane going to the sev is half the point of getting the smokes and red bulls. you'll never get it

My dad worked for the parks department one summer, every day his coworkers would individually buy the same pop and candy bars from 7/11. My dad was like “hey I could just buy a pack from Safeway and it’d be cheaper” and they called him college boy and wouldn’t do it

@DavidZhang360 dude what are you talking about

There's only one country on earth that gets mad when you criticize it. Communist China.

@CowsRBeautiful @MaggieMaeFish makes sense. I can imagine that Yoda has a penis. but no balls

@MaggieMaeFish they bring balance to the force by being the anti-anakin, instead of being a virgin birth they were conceived after the biggest gang bang in the galaxy

Real question, did we ever find out why Grogu is narratively important

@nominalthoughts we have no fucking water retard. and if we dont come up with some soon the poison lake will dry out and we will all die. so the child pornography factory thay guzzles 10m gallons a day is a problem yes

This whole thing gets even funnier (dumber) once you actually look up pictures of the land people are fighting over

@polizeiberlin so is it a day of remembrance for nazis or what

Um ein würdevolles Gedenken zum #TagderBefreiung am 8.5. und 9.5.26 ermöglichen zu können, wurde an beiden Tagen eine Allgemeinverfügung für die sowjetischen Ehrenmale in #Treptow, #Tiergarten und #SchönholzerHeide eingerichtet. Verboten sind in den von der Allgemeinverfügung umfassten Bereichen u.a.: Das Tragen - militärischer Uniformen und Uniformteile - militärischer Abzeichen. Das Zeigen - der Buchstaben „V“ und „Z“ - von St.-Georgs-Bändern - von Fahnen und Flaggen mit russischem Bezug sowie Symbolen der ehemaligen Sowjetunion, Belarus oder Tschetschenien - von Symboliken und Kennzeichen, die geeignet sind, den Russland-Ukraine-Krieg zu verherrlichen. Das Abspielen und Singen von russischen Marsch- und Militärliedern. Das Billigen des Angriffskrieges von Russland gegen die Ukraine. Unsere Polizeimeldung finden Sie hier: berlin.de/polizei/polize… Zur gesamten Allgemeinverfügung gelangen Sie hier: berlin.de/polizei/ ^tsm

@RefractiveENT game looks like shit consider rope 😀👍

You know who DOESN'T use any "Consultants"... Luminary We just make what we want to see in our game. It's that simple. How do you feel about game companies using "consultants"?

@fmtovvns wow. didn't even know he was sick

Nice Charlie Kirk joke dude! I couldn't help but notice you're actually happy he was murdered though

@2007warpedtour is bribing the president worth it????

nike sent me a survey about how making a donation to trump’s ballroom would impact my view of their brand

@AmirAminiMD fun fact, voter preference has a statistically insignificant impact on which policies pass or fail in the US. corporate and individual large donor preference has a very high correlation

I do. It’s called the United States of America. Last time I checked, it wasn’t Iran that was the richest country in the world while denying its people basic rights and necessities such as universal healthcare, affordable education, and basic labor rights. The US Congress has had an approval rating of 7-9% for literally decades, and the duopoly couldn’t care less -because the oligarchy represented by that duopoly allows no alternatives. Of all the industrialized nations, the American people have by far the lowest standard of living, from the highest infant mortality rates to the worst labor laws and largest prison population, they’re stuck in a system designed to be corrupted and influenced by the rich and invincible to the poor. From gerrymandering to super PACs and superdelegates, the US is a fundamentally flawed system that is a giant casino for oil sheikhs and billionaires, and a fucking nightmare for the American people. It’s actually astonishing that there hasn’t been another uprising and revolution in the US, because in any other country in the world, people would be literally chasing their politicians down the streets if they even dared to suggest taking away their healthcare and labor rights and instead spend their taxes on endless catastrophic wars to keep the oligarchy and their donors happy.

@AlmaMaderoNoFue one of the most imposed things of all time lmao

A diferencia del socialismo/comunismo, el capitalismo nunca se impone. La economía de mercado es tan natural, antigua y orgánica como la agricultura o la escritura.

@PossiblyGwen @notwhydeegee2 the whole point was to become a right wing grifter, it was likely orchestrated by her mom who already is a rw grifter. failed because she has 0 sauce and sucks ass

@notwhydeegee2 She got her A in the class or whatever, but has made herself a pariah on campus. She’ll likely graduate with a degree, but I’m wondering if she thinks spoiling the social aspect of her last two years in undergrad was worth getting one over on a TA for like 1% of her course grade

lol wait what happened to this chick anyway

Parenti talks about this in his famous “yellow” lecture. Denial of education and literacy is denial of a full existence, of dignity and opportunity, of one’s very humanity. The less you know about the world, and the less you can learn on your own, the easier you are to control.

@VOIDTHROAT happened to me when I smoked saliva and fell off a lawn swing

coworker was telling me about his previous life as an old log, said grass grew easily through him while everything else fell away

@EpochTimes @DrPhil Falun gong is a insane cult that gets away with serial abuse by saying shit people in power like about China and massive bribery

A person flew to China, got a kidney "in short order," and someone in the family wrote it like a comedy in a book ‘Larry’s Kidney.’ Jan Jekielek told @DrPhil what the author probably didn't grasp: someone was likely killed for it.

@BeschlossDC heartwarming: Joseph Goebbels rescues hundreds of Jewish twins from camps 🥰🥰

U.S. Marines save endangered Vietnamese children as Saigon falls today 1975:

@60Minutes can someone move this guy along to eternal hellfire a bit faster im tired of hearing him try to ruin our lives with the little life he has left

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@TorontoStar when was the last time privatization made anything cheaper? seems the real point is to give other rich guys lots of money at the expense of everything else

Carney government eyes privatizing airports to attract investment, cut travel costs #cdnpoli trib.al/txiI337

@CarbonArbor @SocialistMMA the US has extremely well documented prison slave labor in amounts much larger than any proven forced labor in china

@SocialistMMA Should we engage in free trade with countries that use slave labor?

Very cool “free market” you got there

@MurciaConLimon @SamantraFab younger generations have been proven to go out for drinks significantly less than older ones did

@SamantraFab A ver es verdad que tenemos gastos que antes no existían como las tarifas de móvil o la fibra en casa, que son gastos de todos los meses, y seguro que salimos a tomar algo al bar más que ellos, pero aún así está descompensadísimo lo que se podía hacer antes y ahora

Mi padre (boomer) se iba a Francia y en 3 meses en la vendimia, ganaba el dinero para comprar un coche. Y al año siguiente se iba y en tres meses ganaba para comprar un solar. Y al otro año se iba y ganaba en 3 meses para hacer la casa. Por eso estaba deseando trabajar. Ahora te vas, te pagan 1800€, has pagado 800 de alquiler, 400 de gastos y 200 de los billetes de ir y volver, te vuelves con 1200€, que no tienes ni para cambiarle las ruedas y el aceite al coche. Y el 20% te lo quita hacienda al año siguiente. Estamos deseosos de trabajar los jóvenes.