Kizo

It's been years. Already feel like rejoining this app was a bad idea 🤣

@himari_tsuki ひまりさん、おはやほとおやすみ (I live in the UK 😊)

おはやほー∬ㅎ.ㅎ)ﾉ☁︎

@hellspatisserie I actually do wonder who first cracked the code and how. Technically it had to be the world's first sex worker, but apart from that.

Using attractive women in advertisements often makes young men want to buy your products. This is a new observation to me

@Cyb4rAnG3L I was telling myself that I eat too fast earlier 😅, I've never cheated though. I came close by accident once though, but it was a genuine misunderstanding

men eat fast cuz they gotta go cheat

@waffer_bunny My tongue shrivelled up and died of dehydration by the end of that sentence

I made hardtack for the first time and I fucking burnt it

@kartosiewicz Why are people liking this?🤦🏾‍♂️

uk age verification law is annoying but on the bright side i am now significantly less likely to accidentally open porn in public while on twitter

@jokieliu I hear they have a thing called a spice bag in certain parts of the country. Fucking heresy.

@jokieliu The only good thing in British Chinese takeaway is singapore rice noodles, apart from that the only way you're getting decent Chinese food here is by going to a proper restaurant or making it yourself. The last one is better.

The culture shock I got when I first moved to the UK as a China born Chinese was that I was expecting General Tso's chicken , sweet and sour pork and fortune cookie type of fake Chinese food, but I was greeted with this ⬇️

@ilmkittycat Facts. All I've eaten today is pancakes so I made braised pork belly and rice for dinner 🤌🏾

Food so good it makes you moan better than sex could

@MoonDarkTonight 6-7 is a conservative guess.

@MoonDarkTonight Way too low. That looks like at least 6-7 boxes worth to me at about 1k calories a box once prepared. So we're looking at no less than 6k calories minimum if I'm correct about the amount of boxes.

Am I just big or does 4200cals seem low for all of that

@owlfukuro_ You was right.

CAN WE PLEASE START USING OUR FUCKING BRAINS

@Heyyesama He's great at analysing the weaknesses of his opponents and he has a lot of gadgets in his toolkit. He's probably figured out a way to go up against fishmen so could definitely take on EB Arlong and win.

Can Elbaf usopp go against East blue Zoro??

@kumxem I do it for the love of the game.

Why do you keep posting on 𝕏 when you get no engagement?

@ilmkittycat Elite 10/10 skill tree progress

I can finally read a 24 hour clock without having to go from 12 and count what time it is 😭

@lana_viss I definitely date for both. There is a benchmark for both but personality can make up for looks above it. Anyone who says just personality is probably lying to themselves.

you dating for looks or personality???

@JustinAwesomo @GlitchIsNerdy @dqveed You ruined even the slightest possibility of having any kind of legitimacy the moment you posted this sentence; proved that at best you haven't been paying attention and, more likely, far too stupid to understand what's going on in the world. You're not even worth debating lmao

@GlitchIsNerdy @dqveed Anti-west fucktards like you are the reason why this country is worse off.

Is he suggesting we... Immigrate to a different country in search for a better life?????

@ilmkittycat Yes! As soon as you actually learn how to cook properly takeout tastes... disappointing lol

Homemade food is sm better than takeout idc

@avachuwu I don't think it works like that. More like an asshole is an asshole lol. Younger assholes become older assholes. That said, stats say that older men show higher lifetime infidelity rates than younger men... because they've lived longer and have as a result more time to cheat 😄

Older guys are more likely to be loyal and treat women better, agree or disagree? 🤔

@Dexerto Notice how the quote makes no mention of them giving more at no extra cost? Lol

Chipotle's CEO Scott Boatwright says customers should "just ask" for more food on their orders "I promise you, there's never a team member on that line who is going to say no to you"

@snickerolli 7 Jehovah's Witnesses is far too many for 4 am 🤣

THE CONTEXT OF THE MEME IS THE WOMAN SHIELDING HER HUSBAND FROM A SCIENTOLOGIST??????