Neil Evans

Hanging with sconies in eau claire.

I was trailed for a half mile for doing 5 over, kinda sensitive, aren't you police?

In the dark there is no path, no literally, I can't see shit.

Looks like I'm still awake. Fuuuuuck.

Helping lucasfurbis move in cloud two nights in a row helping ppl move, and I realize that my first week of sept is gonna be crazy.

Why is it almost always "I like your from the neck up" or "from the neck down" and rarely both?

7 billion people dude.

Cannot economics be seen according to life: male is supply side female demand Our male world has got things backward #someonesaysovietrussia

Someone got rear eneded on franklin. #Bummer.

@LateNightJimmy you have to get JT and do a barry gibb talk show tomorrow in trib to Robin.

Good night. Everybody Wanged, everybody Chunged.

I get knocked down but I get up again. You never gonna keep me down. #nowyouresingingit

#Jesusshitfuck! That's as hot as satan's scrotum! It was like the virgin's fiery nipple for christ! poisoned by the father against sinners!

Is anybody still #gettingdownwiththesickness? Sometimes I try but never really get down far enough, you know? #brah?

Hurt my foot cannonballing into the mississippi today. #whatsup?

Ah ya know just in st cloud tearing the fuck out of shit. Its how I do. What you gonna do? You gonna get it poppin. Yall know it.

Yes, a millon have died in iraq but w/ a demand for democracy from the start would not have countless lives been spared?

If we had pushed for democratic reform way before it was feasible would that have not helped clean our image?

Would a three state solution not have been better in iraq?

Liberals let's be honest, iraq sucked a fat hairy cock, but it was probably the right thing done terribly.